Swiped from a couple people

Jan 18, 2005 20:04

Hell, I'm bored and have nothing else to do, so I'm just filling time.

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I bought a naked woman on ebay.

What did you do?

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Lies. All of it.



LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
NAME: Brian
BIRTH DATE: 10/26/77
BIRTHPLACE: Lumberton, NC
CURRENT LOCATION: Same *shudder*
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Brown
SKIN COLOR: White
HEIGHT: 5'11"
ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
YOUR HERITAGE: English, Austrian, German
SHOES AND SOCKS YOU WORE TODAY: Flip flops
YOUR WEAKNESS: Um . . . sensitivity?
YOUR FEARS: Drowning, spiders, the man in black
YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: Pepperoni and hamburger

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AIM: ". . ." and "Ahuhwha?!"
YOUR THOUGHTS WAKING UP: *look at clock* Fuck, why can't I sleep in?!
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My smile? Gals seem to like the dimples.
YOUR BEDTIME: Usually 1-3 am.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
PEPSI OR COKE: Pepsi
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING: McDonalds.
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Single. I hate being in large groups.
ADIDAS OR NIKE: Shoes
LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: Lipton
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate
CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Cappuccino, if I had to have one of them.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU....
SMOKE: Only second hand.
CUSS: Like a sailor
HAVE A BF/GF: No
TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Usually
THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE: Yes
LIKED HIGH SCHOOL: Never
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: Sometimes
GET MOTION SICKNESS: Nope
THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: Drop dead handsome
THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: Nah
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: My mother more than my father
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Used to play the violin way back in school.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS HAVE YOU:
DRANK ALCOHOL: Just a mudslide
DONE A DRUG: *sigh* Just the prescription ones
GONE ON A DATE: Yup
GONE TO THE MALL: Sure
BEEN ON STAGE: Nah
EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF OREOS: Jeez, no!
EATEN SUSHI: Never
GONE SKATING: Nah
GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Yeah
DYED YOUR HAIR: Nah
STOLEN ANYTHING: Just hearts XD

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED THE REMOVAL OF CLOTHES: Nah
BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: Nope
BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": Nope
BEEN CALLED A TEASE: No
SHOPLIFTED: No
CHANGED WHO YOU WERE TO FIT IN: Never

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: When I'm ready
NUMBER OF CHILDREN: I dunno
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Standing next to the woman I love.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: Knowing that I made a mark on the world.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROWN UP: Already here. lol
WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT: Japan

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
BEST EYE COLOR: Green
BEST HAIR COLOR: Dark
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Long
HEIGHT: Shorter than me, I guess.
BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: A nice restaurant
ARTICLES OF CLOTHING: Skimpy XD Seriously, nice and modest.

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
NUMBER OF PEOPLE I TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 0
NUMBER OF CDS I OWN: 50ish
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 0
NUMBER OF TATTOOS: 0
NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS BEEN IN THE PAPER: 0
NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: 3 right offhand. Two from where I've been punctured to the bone. o_O
NUMBER OF THINGS I REGRET IN MY LIFE: A couple? I dunno.

WHAT YOU WEARING?: Gray t-shirt, black pants, flip flops
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Nothing
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Vegetable soup
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Cold
HOW ARE YOU?: Thoughtful
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I'm inquisitive.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: *shrug* It gets me places.

BOYFRIEND?: No
GIRLFRIEND?: No
SEXUALITY?: Straight as the proverbial arrow.
CHILDREN?: Nah
BEEN HURT?: How so
YOUR GREATEST REGRET(S)?: Check my last entry.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS?: No

DO YOU HAVE A JOB?: Yes
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW?: Kill Bill Volume 2
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Making people happy and being appreciated.
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: Um, the Episode III soundtrack?
DO YOU READ THE NEWSPAPER: Yep
DO YOU PRAY: No

7 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Bed
2. Bookcase
3. Weight bench
4. TV
5. Empty Dasani bottles
6. VCR
7. Alarm clock

7 THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX:

1. Intellect
2. Personality
3. Similar interests
4. Sense of humor
5. Looks

7 THINGS YOU SAY MOST:
1. Ahuhwha?!
2. . . .
3. Bleh
4. Sorry
5. Bam, bitch!
6. Uh . . .
7. Jeez . . .

-HAVE YOU EVER-
HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I was hospitalized. Does that count?
HAD SURGERY: Yeah
SWAM IN THE DARK: Yep
BEEN TO A BONFIRE: No
BEATEN SOMEONE UP: Yep
GOTTEN BEATEN UP: Yeah
SLEPT OUTDOORS: Yep
PULLED AN ALLNIGHTER: Routinely
IF YES, HOW LONG: 36 hours was the longest.
MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER: No
BEEN ON RADIO/TV: No
BEEN IN A MOSH PIT: No
BEEN TO A PARTY: Unfortunately, several times.
GOTTEN LOST IN THE WOODS: Yes
SMOKED A CIGAR: Disgusting
DO YOU HAVE GAY/LESBIAN FRIENDS: No.

-ABOUT YOU-
WALLET: Black and empty
COFFEE: No thanks
COLOGNE/PERFUME: Ugh

-PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU-
CRIED: Nah
BOUGHT SOMETHING: Nope
GOTTEN SICK: Yes
SANG: Unfortunately, yes.
BEEN KISSED: No
FELT STUPID: Nah
TALKED TO AN EX: I wish
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU USE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON: No
HAD A SERIOUS TALK: No
MISSED SOMEONE: Yes
HUGGED SOMEONE: No
ARGUED WITH A PARENT: No

-LAST-
THING YOU ATE: Vegetable beef soup
THING YOU DRANK: Tea
PLACE YOU WENT: The office
PERSON YOU KISSED: *sigh*
PERSON YOU TALKED TO: My mom?
PERSON YOU IM'ED: usachu
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