Comments | filing_sloth: Happy Groundhog's Day!

filing_sloth

Happy Groundhog's Day!

Feb 02, 2005 09:50

In the tradition of this great holiday, I propose a contest: everyone reading this entry is to catch and devour as many rodents as possible in a 24 hour period. If you succeed in getting more than your opponents, you win, and are granted an early spring! Isn't that lovely ( Read more... )

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penguinslayer February 2 2005, 07:04:38 UTC

Bah! I hate the spring! It means hot as hell weather and unrelenting allergies! I SHALL LIBERATE THE RODENTS! I WILL FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH MY SMALL, RODENTY BROTHERS!

filing_sloth February 2 2005, 07:08:34 UTC

If that is how you feel, you may perish with them! Listen Groundhog Day contestants! From this moment forth, any that capture and devour penguinslayer shall be awarded credit for TWO rodent kills! A great way to leap ahead in the contest in the early running!

penguinslayer February 2 2005, 07:16:38 UTC

Bah! All may come after me, but none shall survive...
HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS! WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUNIVERSE!!!

And I don't know the rest of the highlander theme, as I never actually watched that show, but you have to admit its kinda fitting... ok, maybe not at all... ok, SCREW YOU.

Regardless, all who stand before me shall be destroyed! Come at me, knaves!

filing_sloth February 2 2005, 07:19:54 UTC

Oh, they'll come. They will come . . . *cackles madly* It should be interesting to watch. I'm not competing myself, you know. I have to be the impartial judge type guy.

. . .

You're now worth THREE rodents. The first two Highlander movies were cool, but the show sucked.

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ichiban_victory February 2 2005, 07:57:18 UTC

Sorry, but I don't believe in catching and killing animals I refuse to eat. Besides, it would really mess up the ecosystem, and would you want to be responsible for making all of the predators that depend on rodents to die out? (I'll send all the starving cats, wolves, foxes, coyotes, etc. to go eat YOU!)

filing_sloth February 2 2005, 08:00:22 UTC

No, the point is that you're supposed to eat them! Nothing goes to waste in this contest! But, if you don't want an early spring, I suppose you don't have to participate . . . ^_-

ichiban_victory February 2 2005, 08:06:52 UTC

You didn't read my first sentence, did you?

filing_sloth February 2 2005, 08:43:36 UTC

That's the point! You don't have to participate, as you refuse to eat them. You can help me keep score or something, I guess.

On a totally unrelated note, I can't get over how cute that icon is! ^_^

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luthien_helanwe February 2 2005, 15:38:25 UTC

*peeks in through door and enters*

>_>

DON'T touch the RODENTS! I, Squirrel Girl, will not allow this injustice to take place! You vile villain you! Leave those poor creatures alone! This day was meant to treasure and honor them, not to kill and eat them! Shame on you! SHAME ON YOU!!

*slams door with a bunny in her hand*

filing_sloth February 2 2005, 16:19:38 UTC

Yeesh, is anybody participating in this year's event?! Fine! Long winters for all of you! See if I care! XD

luthien_helanwe February 2 2005, 16:57:16 UTC

Winter IS my favorite season! ^_^

filing_sloth February 3 2005, 05:13:57 UTC

. . .

Oh.

Well, you don't need to participate anyway then! XP