My village is like reverse bizarro world or something . . . o_O

[filing_sloth]

Okay, none of these fit! I mean the town idiot's okay, but the priest and prostitute? Nuh uh! Switch 'em around, I say! XD I will say that I'm pleased with the sheriff . . . *gives Gourry a star* Go get 'em, hoss! Clean up this nickel and dime town!

Comments

[penguinslayer]

Bah, I'd make a much better priest, as crack wasn't available back then and if I have to be a whore, I demand to be a crackwhore.

...besides, even if I _was_ the prostitute and not the priest, you still wouldn't be able to pay me enough money to get me to sleep with you! Ha! Take that!

[filing_sloth]

Denied the opportunity to sleep with a psychotic asexual. Oh no. I'm crushed. I suppose I'll get over the disappointment one day . . . lol

[gourrychu]

..so I get to boss people around and arrest them? *pins the badge to his shirt.* yaaay.

[filing_sloth]

Actually, I assumed we'd be corrupt and bully the townspeople into paying protection money. Since I'm the mayor and you're the sheriff, we split it 60/40! Good deal, no?

[gourrychu]

I get the 60 percent, right? 'cause Lina would like me to buy a lot of things for her..

[filing_sloth]

Well, seeing as it's my town, I think it's only fair that I get more. But, you'll get lots. It's a pretty big village . . . *nods*

[luthien_helanwe]

T_T You think mine is fitting?!

[filing_sloth]

I'm taking the 5th . . . >_>;;

[luthien_helanwe]

T_T

[filing_sloth]

=/ *hugs*

[_babaloo_]

Damn right i'm the richest son of a bitch, and proud of it =P