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[After the beep, when the voicemail service picks up, it's silent for a few seconds before a very rough voice with a distinct French accent finally speaks.]
Yes? Well, get on with it then, if it's so important, and I'll see what I can do.
[The recording cuts off there, abruptly, but there seems to be a clear implication of "if you make it worth ( Read more... )
Yes? Well, get on with it then, if it's so important, and I'll see what I can do.
[The recording cuts off there, abruptly, but there seems to be a clear implication of "if you make it worth ( Read more... )
"Hi. Soooo, I don't know who you've been talking to? But I promise I have nothing to do with any squirrels. I'm sorry that your . . . pet, I hope? Is now the Squirrel King? But maybe he'll be a kindly ruler.
"The iron paw thing is a little disconcerting, though. I'd suggest making sure he's not a communist."
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