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[fillmydarksoul]

Question for you guys: are mummies supposed to be ... juicy?

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[deadly_garden]

...Not in general, no.

[fillmydarksoul]

This guy looks really ripe.

[visestvita]

I'll assume there is supposed be some sort of context for this and say no, they are not.

[fillmydarksoul]

Long story short, I'm being paid to do nothing and sight-see Egypt. The other team moving around this city of the dead found the guy and he just pops out of there.

[visestvita]

I'd have said you ought to be grateful for the paid vacation. Mummies are generally meant to be bone dry, or everything rots away, I believe. Things would get quite messy.

[fillmydarksoul]

Do you think that I'll actually get to do something other than punch diggers in the face for looking at me wrong?

[tyrantraved]

....not that I know of.

What happened?

[fillmydarksoul]

The other team here found this guy buried under a statue and he's ... dripping.

[tyrantraved]

...that can't be right- the decay would've dried the corpse out. That person couldn't have died that long ago.

[fillmydarksoul]

This city has been hidden for three thousand plus years, I don't know how they would have buried him before then.

[last5secondswin]

The ones I've fought have been kind of gooey, yeah.

[fillmydarksoul]

Babe, I don't think those were mummies.

[last5secondswin]

They were all wrapped up in bandages and one was called 'Space Mummy from Space'...

[fillmydarksoul]

But they're Space Mummies. They're the type of mummies that aliens make because they think that's what mummies are.

[yeswedo]

... I don't think so.

[fillmydarksoul]

That can't be possible, right?

[yeswedo]

I don't know; I generally avoid the word "can't" because, well, famous last words and all that.

[fillmydarksoul]

Then let me rephrase it another way: it isn't fucking possible that a human body that's been drained of all bodily fluid, embalmed and mummified for three thousand years can still be juicy.