[ fail lock ]

[fillmydarksoul]

... Fuck, I think I just had a sex dream about Wesker.

And I wasn't under a virus.

I had a consensual, lucid sex dream about Wesker. I really need to stop hanging out at that dive bar, really.

Comments

[visestvita]

...Good to know.

[fillmydarksoul]

Oh, gross now you're even in my private entries.

[visestvita]

Your entry was not locked. It's here for all the world to see. Believe me, I really have no interest in hacking entries about your ridiculous dreams.

[fillmydarksoul]

... wait, what?

Well, you have a small dick. Even up to the imagination.

[demondoctor]

.....

[fillmydarksoul]

I know, I know, my subconscious feels violated.

[demondoctor]

And you felt the need to share with the world?

[fillmydarksoul]

Hey, I thought it was locked. Do you really think that I would willingly share with the world that I had a dream what I wanted to sex up Wesker?

[tyrantraved]

....

I'm heading over there.

[fillmydarksoul]

No, that's fine, I can handle my subconscious myself.

[tyrantraved]

Yeah, but this at least gives me more of an excuse. Besides, I've been bored to tears with Ky's "peace talks". He doesn't need me there to hold his goddamn hand.

[fillmydarksoul]

How old is this guy?

[touchofgenius]

It's okay; it happens to the best of us.

[fillmydarksoul]

But I have standards.

[touchofgenius]

I have standards too! They're just different than yours. ...Or, you know, evidently not.

[fillmydarksoul]

No, no, no. This is a nightmare.

[killerbaseball]

Would you kindly keep this to yourself next time?

[fillmydarksoul]

Sorry babe, the lock failed.

[killerbaseball]

... Would you kindly refrain from calling me "babe"?