October 28, 2008

[fillthatpokedex]

How strange, there seems to be donuts pelting my window right about now. I was thinking it to be an animal or pokemon  trying to get in, however...

This is just odd. Perhaps I should stay in today.........

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[hovering_donuts]

[fillthatpokedex]

[tank_rockarms]

PROFESSOR, MY FRIEND BLASTOISE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU. I'VE GOT A POKEMON QUESTION.

ONCE ALL OF THIS donut stuff settles down, could I meet with you sometime? I've got this slowpoke who I try to set free but he keeps showin' back up in my room. And I don't know how to take care of a slowpoke, sir.

RIGHT NOW he's eatin' a donut. Real slowly.

AND ALL HE EVER SAYS IS "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWPOOOOOOOOOKE" and usually that just means "Hi!" or "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX." (My name is Max)

[fillthatpokedex]

Ahh your friends with Blastoise? You are quite the energetic lad...

Ahh yes of course! Apparently the Slowpoke has grown attached to you, and I will give you the proper information to taking care of it~ Ho ho~

Ahh yes, it is a Slowpoke, so it would be weird for it not to speak in it's language~

[tank_rockarms]

NO SIR, I MEAN, I ASK HIM QUESTIONS LIKE "Do you want to go outside?" OR "Are you a boy or a girl?" OR "What do you want to eat?" OR "Do you want me to get you a pillow to sleep on?"

AND ALL HE EVER ANSWERS BACK IS, "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOWPOOOOOOOOOOKE" which usually means "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX" and sometimes "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII."

HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT HE NEEDS.

[fillthatpokedex]

8D Well, like most pokemon, they don't have the capibility to speak english, if they want to, they can learn it.

Or if it's high enough leveled, it could use a psychic-typed move, say...Psychic for instance.

Or you could even train it to be high enough leveled to become a Slowbro, or make it hold a Kings Rock and trade it with a trainer and then trade it back to evolve it into a Slowking.

Either way, you've got many choices, but we'll discuss your Slowpoke when we can meet in public.

[bulbmin_glutton]

It'll be okay, Professor! You can just eat them all up! Or feed them to the Pokemon!

[fillthatpokedex]

Ahh yes, there's always that.

Although I'd rather pass on the donuts today. :D;

[bulbmin_glutton]

Okay then! Just in case you want some later, I will save some for you! Or try to and not eat them.

[fillthatpokedex]

Thank you dear.

[volteccer]

Don't eat too many, Sammy, you'll get sick! Save them for me, rodents need sugar for energy.

[fillthatpokedex]

I assure you that you'll probably be the only one to eat them.

I'm already at my fill with five, the rest are...floating around the school.