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[filmedasuicide]

My morning so far:

"-sees spider- AAAHHH! -sprays it- DIE, GODDAMN IT, DIE!"

I was made for the Marines.

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[filmedasuicide]

OH, fine. Next time, I won't kill the spider. I'll let it crawl up my arm and bite me and then slowly slip into death like a good Christian.

[chooseurdestiny]

lol

[filmedasuicide]

You're laughing over there, but if you were over here, you'd know it's some scary shit!