Ahh! The tiptoe dance! Priceless. Spiders have never really bothered me, until recently, I discovered one in the corner of the room up by the ceiling by where my brother plays his video games. I wanted to get a broom up there and do some damage, but he stopped me. Apparently...they're friends? Mr. Spider kills mosquitoes, and my brother leaves him alone. I find that odd. Veeeeery odd, lol. ;)
I'm am so totally right there with you, Zan! Spiders freak me out!!!
I do the 'spider dance' myself. The whole shimmy thing from head to toe with the jumping up and down and the shaking of the head (cuz Merlin knows, they might decide that your hair is much like a web and find it 'safe').
Though...and this is where I'm like your brother, Caity - daddy long legs? I leave them be. They DO kill an awful lot of bugs in your house if you have one. And they tend to stay in one place. All the time.
Yeah, I usually leave daddy long legs alone. Mouths too small to bite you and all that jazz, lol. This one, though....doesn't look like a DLL, lol. Hey, but if he gets bitten, it's his own fault. LOL.
which actually means a lot of me shrieking and tossing things at you and/or spraying you with various hair products until you are paralyzed long enough for me to snatch you up.
God, thank you for making me laugh today.
That's much the same reaction that I have to lizards. I spray entire bottles of Raid on them until they DIE. I even keep spraying long after they've stopped moving and rigor has begun to set in to ensure that they DIE.
I'm officially out of hairspray...filmfemmezanAugust 13 2004, 20:47:13 UTC
First things first, I'm an equal opportunity spider slayer. Doesn't matter what breed, I kill them. I give no love to daddylonglegs.
Second, I'm out of hairspray...why, you ask? Because I had to kill YET ANOTHER SPIDER.
And, in typical fasion I sprayed the damn thing until it not only died, but died ten times over.and now the floor of my bathroom needs swiffering, becase it's all sticky.
The little fuck actually tried to set up house.
I took great pleasure in evicting him and destroying his web.
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I do the 'spider dance' myself. The whole shimmy thing from head to toe with the jumping up and down and the shaking of the head (cuz Merlin knows, they might decide that your hair is much like a web and find it 'safe').
Though...and this is where I'm like your brother, Caity - daddy long legs? I leave them be. They DO kill an awful lot of bugs in your house if you have one. And they tend to stay in one place. All the time.
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which actually means a lot of me shrieking and tossing things at you and/or spraying you with various hair products until you are paralyzed long enough for me to snatch you up.
God, thank you for making me laugh today.
That's much the same reaction that I have to lizards. I spray entire bottles of Raid on them until they DIE. I even keep spraying long after they've stopped moving and rigor has begun to set in to ensure that they DIE.
I like spiders, tho:)
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Second, I'm out of hairspray...why, you ask? Because I had to kill YET ANOTHER SPIDER.
And, in typical fasion I sprayed the damn thing until it not only died, but died ten times over.and now the floor of my bathroom needs swiffering, becase it's all sticky.
The little fuck actually tried to set up house.
I took great pleasure in evicting him and destroying his web.
Bwaaa ahaha
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