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[filthy_old_man]

Right, I'm fed up of being the source of all your petty rumours you little bastards. I am not now nor have I ever been into bestiality except for that one incident with the goat but I blame Aberforth. Neither am I into first-years in that way in case any of you were wondering, poncy Slytherin prefects on the other hand...We'll have no more talk of

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[blondeblood]

The broom? Oh... that... We used the handle... to mostlest Potter.

[filthy_old_man]

Mostlest? Bloody hell. I'll have to buy a new one out of my salary you know! Don't think you've heard the last of this you little sods. Old Filchie will have his revenge.

[blondeblood]

Molest... damn fingernails.

[catch_a_snitch]

If you could please provide me with a list of which Slytherins are, as you so tactfully put it, "poncy", I will provide you with a beautiful antique oak broom for all your caretaking needs.

Owl it to "A Concerned Party" please, I don't want my dormitory knowing who it belongs to.

-A.L. -- err, A Concerned Party.

[filthy_old_man]

I have to say I'm not quite sure how to reply to that.

I'll get back to you You're weird.

[catch_a_snitch]

It's for, er... research purposes.

[so_notsirius]

... I'm not even going to ask why you have fish in your pocket.

[filthy_old_man]

I um, you never know when it might come in useful. Oi look, it's none of your business! Bugger off!