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[filthy_old_man]

Some complete bastarding sod has somehow turned my office, and all its contents bright pink. Also, my cat has ben orangified. I WANT TO SEE SOME PUNISHMENT!!

All fourth year Ravenclaws, (and anyone else who thinks they might know anything) will report to my office. Yes, the fucking pink one.

Buggrembuggritbugger

Comments

[blackaspainted]

This time, I can honestly say it wasn't me.

[filthy_old_man]

WELL IT WOULD MAKE A NICE CHANGE, WOULDN'T IT, BLACK!?

My cat hates you.

[blackaspainted]

Yeah, but your cat is a ball of lint with legs. And I'm the world's most handsome man. So I don't care.

[filthy_old_man]

My cat is not a ball of lint with legs, she is a feline aphrodite!

[catch_a_snitch]

I overheard the plot in the common room (the little gits ought to choose a more secure and private meeting place).

If I tell you who did it, what's in it for me?

Private to Aidan Lynch

[givemedetails]

I'll make it worth your while not to tell. It was Severus and I, of course, and neither of us really fancy a detention with the dirty old man.

~Rita

Re: Private to Aidan Lynch

[catch_a_snitch]

I repeat... what's in it for me?

A.L.

Private to Aidan Lynch

[givemedetails]

Use your imagination, Aidan. Or if that fails, suggest a few things. I am not willing to make the first offer as I'm not sure exactly what your silence is worth to me nor what it is you want.

~Rita