Dear Dumbass Ref:
     If someone takes two punches to the FACE and goes down six inches in front of you and you fail to call a penalty, things will get ugly. Just a clue, in case you needed one.

     If you are reading this and have something, anything to say to me, please say it. Even if you feel it's dumb, cliche, insulting, or whatever, feel free. Or ask me any question you like. Comments will be screened, questions will be answered to the best of my ability.

Nuclear subs collide in Atlantic
A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was involved in a collision with a French nuclear sub in the middle of the Atlantic, the MoD has confirmed."
     The middle of the Atlantic? What? Was it not big enough for the both of you??? Sheesh. That takes talent.

"CORRECT! encephalon = brain"
     Ok, so I haven't been able to do this at the 40/60 level because I flubbed a french-based word. It appears that my latin and greek-based vocabulary is doing ok though because I have now donated hundreds of rice grains.

ETA: Hah, I am past the 40/60 already. Good brain, biscuit.

     It's alive... ALIVE! Yus, I live. For those who didn't know, I had a grand mal seizure on 11/7/08 and was hospitalized until 12/30/08. Turns out it was an abscess, according to the neurosurgeon. An infection that became surrounded by a mass (called a rind... eeeeew), it finally pressed my midline off kilter. So... yeah. Recovering slowly, but ( Read more... )

     My spam has started coming with attached surreal prose. Example:
"them, and swung up the sword. I sneered.
bounced off one of his gang. He ran after it as I walked over and
sure about the antidote."
     I still fail to understand what this has to do with prescription medications, but I was quite amused.

filthyassistant --

[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

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What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5063364.stm
FFS, why aren't people actually paying attention to their children's activities?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/joanhello/77335.html

I am so damn lucky. I love my cat.