I got asked out on a date and apparently his name isn't John.

[finabeejamin]

My work was feeling a little stagnant,so I thought I'd do a new post, get some new clients with new personalities. I don't care if that sounds weird either. But then after I did it I remembered how funny and ridiculous it can be

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[queen_cat_22]

Breakfast? I don't think I could take it. An interview over...say...some cheese grits just seems...greasy. Hash browns?

Sorry about Tuesday...I turn my phone off during class and then forget to check missed calls. Its no excuse and I'm sorry about that. I've discovered that whiplash actually feels quite nasty and I've been lying around with an icepack on my neck and a bottle of vicodin instead. Not fun.

[queen_cat_22]

Breakfast? I don't think I could take it. An interview over...say...some cheese grits just seems...greasy. Hash browns?

Sorry about Tuesday...I turn my phone off during class and then forget to check missed calls. Its no excuse and I'm sorry about that. I've discovered that whiplash actually feels quite nasty and I've been lying around with an icepack on my neck and a bottle of vicodin instead. Not fun.

If you want to cut the controversal edge, try writing a country song. no?

[frodo_lives_on]

I think your poems should be contraversial, otherwise whats the point?

What is he supposed to mean by "not a scary john"? Is that supposed to make you want to pick him out of all the other guys cause he's not "scarry"? idiot.