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final_problem

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Feb 05, 2010 22:31

Fuck not this place again. Didn't you guys get rid of me last year?

Not back in Bartleby just yet but I'm back in the States at least. Missed room draw but the packet from Meridian's got me in 221 Bartos. Rooming with someone but that's what you get for missing room draw.

Catch you guys in about a week.

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tollingforthee February 6 2010, 03:33:04 UTC

OH SNAP. HAHAHA.

YOU'RE ROOMING WITH ELIOT.

I need to get a camera and film this shit. Where the fuck is Arden when I need him?

final_problem February 6 2010, 03:36:21 UTC

Wait fuck really? Tell me you're pulling my leg.

tollingforthee February 6 2010, 03:41:32 UTC

I am not. He JUST posted his room assignment.

Aw, man, this is going to be epic.

final_problem February 6 2010, 03:42:57 UTC

Son of a bitch.

austensibly February 6 2010, 03:46:07 UTC

Welcome back, Doyle. Glad you're safe, and hopefully, whole.

final_problem February 6 2010, 03:47:18 UTC

Didn't lose any limbs, just broke some ribs and a leg. Summer was fantastic up to that point. How you been?

shidenfreud February 6 2010, 03:54:48 UTC

Damnit, Art. I had everyone convinced you'd gotten married and eaten by a lion.

austensibly February 6 2010, 03:57:37 UTC

No, just that he lost a leg, you hadn't mentioned the marriage to me, yet.

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noirdash February 6 2010, 04:04:48 UTC

You got married? And not to me? I SEE HOW IT IS.

And you went to Africa without me. Asshole.

Glad you're okay, guy.

Gimme a ring when you're back in town.

austensibly February 6 2010, 04:06:42 UTC

And he's still not screwing you so I can watch!

Maybe you could fuck his leg stump?

Oh, God. Byron is catching. I'm sorry, both of you, that was crass and disgusting.

final_problem February 6 2010, 04:07:31 UTC

Pretty sure there's leg stump porn somewhere. Pretty sure I've been traumatized by it before.

austensibly February 6 2010, 04:09:48 UTC

I think I saw that. By accident. On the internet. I'd blocked it out until now. DAMN YOUSE! DAMN YOUSE TO HELL!

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bravenewhuxley February 6 2010, 04:17:08 UTC

Welcome back, Doyle - we've missed you. You want on the cookie list?

(You aren't really rooming with Tom Eliot, are you?)

final_problem February 6 2010, 04:22:06 UTC

Depends on what's in those cookies 'cause yeah I'm really rooming with Tom Eliot.

bravenewhuxley February 6 2010, 05:26:07 UTC

Well, I could certainly make a batch with a touch of herbal additive if needed. I fear it if Tom got into them though. Tom Eliot stoned is not something I wish to contemplate. ;)

sobyronic February 6 2010, 04:19:22 UTC

Secret Email: I hear you have a leg stump. Wanna fuck?

final_problem February 6 2010, 04:21:00 UTC

Can't do that until its healed up dude. I'm not lubing your ass with my blood.

sobyronic February 6 2010, 04:23:32 UTC

OKay, let me know as soon as the bleeding stops. Because I'm in desperate need of a good, deep dicking. And even if it isn't a dick you're using, it'll work. Plus, can it get much deeper than a stump?

If money's an issue, I can pay for your therapy afterwards.

final_problem February 6 2010, 04:27:32 UTC

Good to know you take care of all your amputee fuckbuddies!