Question for you

[final_problem]

So I'm curious as hell: who all's on scholarship here and what's your full name? Reason I ask is because there's a lot of funny names floating around and the theory is that there's a scholarship for people with funny names. Otherwise, we're talking some kinda huge, creepy coincidence.

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[on_the_dot]

Dorothy Rothschild. I'm on the scholarship; it's a carryover from Elwood Dowd, even, if you started at their fine institution. It's part of why there's so much carryover from Dowd; if you tickyboxed there to release your name to a group called Anamnesis, the same foundation filtering weirdly-named students to the prep offers you more money to stay in town.

And yes, it's a bizarre coincidence. No, I won't tell you where my name comes from; Google, motherfucker.

[misstruman]

Miss Truman didn't go to no prep school with these fine people, but she is here on that scholarship as well as a couple of others. And you wanna know why her name is so funny? You better do yourself some huntin' in the Wiki-freakin-pedia, betch. My girl Dot ain't talkin' no shit. Miss Truman don't answer to nothin' but Miss Truman, but her ID says her name is Truman Persons. She ain't sharin' no middle names, deck.

[bipoelar]

Edgar A. Poe. I... strongly dislike my middle name and would rather not give it, if that's acceptable.

[austensibly]

Jane Austen and I'm just answering to answer because you already know this.

No middle name, alas, I am dull. Just Plain Jane.

[greekblonde]

Ariana Stophanes, here on scholarship through the theater department and a couple of grants and things.