I died in the Dungeon of Finalmike

I was killed in a sloping throne room by Eveningsparkles the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of the Stooges, the Amulet of Van Morrison, the Shield of Crazycrazycaity, the Amulet of Rooney, the Amulet of Incubus, the Dagger of Supersuckers, the Axe of the Distillers, the Amulet of Shellybellyboo, the Axe ( Read more... )

I died in the Dungeon of Finalmike

I was killed in a cold tunnel by Lucid999 the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Amulet of Rooney, the Dagger of the Stooges, the Amulet of Van Morrison, the Shield of Crazycrazycaity and 5 gold pieces.

Score: 27
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I died in the Dungeon of Finalmike

I was killed in an opulently-decorated mausoleum by Amystall the kobold, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of the Stooges, the Amulet of Rooney, the Dagger of Supersuckers, the Axe of the Distillers and 25 gold pieces.

Score: 25
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For two months starting today I will be in Savannah, Georgia. Anyone who wishes to contact me will not have much luck with the internet, although my cell phone is always on. After Georgia I'll be on a two week cruise to many islands, so I'll come back and update on that. Take it easy!

-Mike

If you make out with a lifesize toy of yourself, it's not being gay, it's masturbation.

I know, lack of updates... seems as if I use this journal for rants and raves, but so it is ( Read more... )

Wow, what a week. Will update later.

Glad I woke up at 0430 for work at 0500... when I don't really have to be in until 0700 -.-

Oh, Elias...

The Amazing Racist

After reading a friends entry about archives, I decided to look back at some of my older entries... well, actually, my first ones. Damn, I was one hell of a drama king. Whiny, stuck up, biased, and most definitely a typical sobbing depressed teenager with his hormones running amuck. Not to say I'm perfect now, but I sure have improved. Even more ( Read more... )