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[finalxboss]

It seems like I wasn't invited over to the big race people are going to

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[pudgy_purple]

A playground
Can I come.

[finalxboss]

A pretty girl such as yourself?
Why, it'd be an honor.

[pudgy_purple]

You think I am pretty
That makes me very happy
Thank you.

What is your name.

[finalxboss]

Porky Minch, at your service, little lady.
I'm the Philosophy teacher here in this school.

And yours, if I may ask?

[pedaltothemetal]

Eh. Been there. Kind of a dump, actually. Thought it sucked.

[finalxboss]

My King Statue is still there to greet you, ape.
This is my personal city of chaos.
You watch your mouth, punk.

[shaymins_garden]

I like playgrounds, they are a lot of fun, and it is very nice of you to invite us. But at the same time it kinda looks scary .

[finalxboss]

Scary?
Oh, heavens no.
My city's walls are all safe and sound. Nothing can harm your pretty little face there.

I assure you, you'll enjoy your time here very much.

[shaymins_garden]

Al..alright. I'm not really a fan of racing anyways.

[pkloveomega]

New Pork... it's not very...

...Well, I did like the movie you had in your theater, I'll say that much.

[finalxboss]

Why, but Lucas?
Don't you want to see your friends and family again?
They're living very happily in my city walls.

How can you want to deny them of their happiness?

[pkloveomega]

What are you talking about...?

I don't have any friends or family in New Pork.
Dad and Claus are here, and everyone else is back in Tazmily.

[finalxboss]

Oh, you didn't know?
I relocated everybody from Tazmily to New Pork City.

Tazmily is a town that is doomed to destruction. Just look at what happened with those fires and all the thunder raining down. The town is no way prepared for this.

New Pork City is a much safer city for the townspeople.

[painting_beagle]

Oh wow~ I've been looking for a new place to vandalize explore~ I might just make a stop in the near future~ Teehee~

[finalxboss]

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This mutt worries me.

[painting_beagle]

How so, Mr. Minch?

I just want to have some good fun~

[finalxboss]

The way you say "good"...
That worries me too.

Silly doggy.
Don't try anything funny.

I told you, New Pork City is the safest city in the world.
If you do anything, my Pig Masks will see to it that you are punished. Severely.