Me and Tristan have too much time on our hands

[finalxcalling]

Je vous aimex333: Alex says Im 95%
Je vous aimex333: Ah loook there she is.
LongBeardedFleas: ...
LongBeardedFleas: 95%?
Je vous aimex333: 95% hot ass.
LongBeardedFleas: oh
LongBeardedFleas: well
LongBeardedFleas: its not true
LongBeardedFleas: lyndsays like
LongBeardedFleas: 100%
LongBeardedFleas: and a half
Je vous aimex333: I know, because I've seen.
Je vous aimex333: HAH
LongBeardedFleas: : (
LongBeardedFleas: MINE
Je vous aimex333: Sorry, I'm her fiance/soulmate and your just her man slave.
Je vous aimex333:  : -p
Je vous aimex333: MUAHAA
LongBeardedFleas: ....
Je vous aimex333: While you were sitting there being all cooly-gay with Mr.Puerto Rico, LYNDSAY WAS BONING ME
LongBeardedFleas: : (
LongBeardedFleas: NOOOO!!!!
LongBeardedFleas: woah
Je vous aimex333: YESSS!
LongBeardedFleas: boning you?..
LongBeardedFleas: i
LongBeardedFleas: really
Je vous aimex333: yes
LongBeardedFleas: dont think thats what i look for in girls
LongBeardedFleas: hm...
Je vous aimex333: yeah
Je vous aimex333: BONING ME
LongBeardedFleas: : (
Je vous aimex333: AND NOT YOU
Je vous aimex333: YEAH
Je vous aimex333: I WIN
LongBeardedFleas: but!
LongBeardedFleas: i dont wanna be boned!
LongBeardedFleas: i dont have many pleasure holes!
Je vous aimex333: But you want Lyndsay
LongBeardedFleas: i dont have any
Je vous aimex333: MUAHAHAHA
Je vous aimex333: Yes you do.
LongBeardedFleas: : (
Je vous aimex333: Belly button; biznatch.
LongBeardedFleas: ghwaa