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[finarfintheking]

Earwen, if you're pregnant, I'm going to check myself in to Mandos. Babies are cool. Children are wonderful. Adolescents can be sent off to boarding school. Adult kids provide grandbabies to spoil. BUT PREGNANCY SUCKS.

With that in mind, I love you. :)

AND WHO HAS BEEN BUYING FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DIAMOND RINGS AT FINTIFFANY'S?!

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[swanmaiden]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

NOT. PREGNANT. We have enough problems to deal with right now.

Besides, we are so above a trend.

[finarfintheking]

Totally.

...problems? I'm guessing this is of a more serious vein than who is going to be Finrod's ringbearer, eh?

[swanmaiden]

...You have no idea.

[finarfintheking]

Give me one, then.

[luthie_tinuviel]

...

The one I originally wanted was fifteen thousand. :)

[finarfintheking]

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[luthie_tinuviel]

Think I'm joking?

[finarfintheking]

...Earwen's is prettier. :)

[_poppet]

Eep.

[finarfintheking]

...

I'm glad you told me beforehand. It's called a discount, you little schmuck. And it has also been called YOUR GRANDFATHER'S TAB in some parts of the land, like Tirion, for example.

[_poppet]

Oh. Sorry.

[finarfintheking]

...I can't stay mad at you. Dammit. Consult next time? I'm not a psychopath until I get the bills, okay?