the best monologue of all time

[findanothergirl]

"so. You're obviously the big dick and the men on either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. there are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol pussy.

Comments

[im_divitrified]

"AVI, What the fuck are YOU DOING HERE????"

[findanothergirl]

never in the movie is that said....sorry

[iknewnumbers]

that's from "three men and a baby" staring steve guttenberg and the always memorable ted danson.

[219_aust]

yeah, anyone that dosnt know that you should not even talk to