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[findingponies]

Ugh, so I have like a supppper bad headache. I know what you're thinking, right? You're like, "Ohmygod, Poland, girlfriend, how much wódka did you, like, have last night?" Uh, not like that at all

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[hateslonglines]

Hmm...figures...

[findingponies]

Oh. Like, 'sup, Austria?

[hateslonglines]

Hello, Poland.

I don't know why, but it seems like we're the only ones stuck in some sort of revolving door. Two leave, one comes back.

[findingponies]

That, like, totally doesn't make any sense.

[glowing_science]

....

You're Poland?!

[He sounds more like the clique of valley girls at her high school. Not at all what she'd expect from a personification--so far, the countries have at least made sense in how they acted.]

[findingponies]

Yup, totally! Are you Polish?

[glowing_science]

No, I'm not. I'm American.

You're different from what I expected Poland to be.

[findingponies]

Oh. Well, uh, being Polish is totally better.

But I'm, like, totally awesome, right?

[kol_shevik]

That is sounding like a fun game.

[findingponies]

[I know about your hobby.

Partitioning me.

Not cool, bro.]

GET OUT.

[kol_shevik]

Ah-ha-ha! Has been so long since Russia has heard voice of little Poland! Is still as grating at before! Russia is very much needing to practice this game now.

[findingponies]

Uh, like, no one invited you to my house, okay?

[Looks out window. Something seems....different.]

Like, hold on a second.

[Strangely he...doesn't hang up. Sound of door opening and then closing.

Far off sound, "OH MY GOD, WHAT?!"]

[thatsnotaknife]

Polza? That you, mate?

[findingponies]

Yeah, totally!

[thatsnotaknife]

Ah, g'day then, mate. Didn't know you were in town.

[findingponies]

Oh yeah, I've been here for, like, ever.

[raven_daughter]

... Poland?

[she's not happy to hear you

really no

where do you get those crazy ideas]

[findingponies]

Like, don't sound so surprised!

[raven_daughter]

I have every right to sound surprised, after you were droned for so long and now being 'back'!

[findingponies]

I was, like, what?! Like not-daughter-Miku? Oh my god.

Like, how long has it been?!