From a random Tumblr blog...
Children on marriage:
"How do you decide who to marry?
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.”
- Kristen, age 10
How can a strangeer tell if two people are married?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”
- Derrick, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.”
- Lynnette, age 8
What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
“I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.”
- Craig, age 9
Is it better to be single or married?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.”
- Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if the people did not get married?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”
- Kelvin, age 8
How would you make a marriage work?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.”
- Ricky, age 10"
The last one made me crack up.
"How do you decide who to marry?
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.”
- Kristen, age 10
How can a strangeer tell if two people are married?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”
- Derrick, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.”
- Lynnette, age 8
What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
“I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.”
- Craig, age 9
Is it better to be single or married?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.”
- Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if the people did not get married?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”
- Kelvin, age 8
How would you make a marriage work?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.”
- Ricky, age 10"
The last one made me crack up.