ein brief (or a letter, for you crazy english-speaking folk ;) )

[findis]

Dear Ingwë,

Aloha! Just writing to inquire when this crazy house arrest shit ends. :) Not to pressure you or anything, because I'm sure you're very busy fucking Lomion and such, but I'm just a little curious. It's just that apparently I've got some baby sisters back in town and I'm feeling the need to go big sistery on them

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[ring_boy]

*has heard tell of this 'house arrest'*

*thinks it simply won't do, poor Great-Uncle Elentir*

*contemplates launching a very HEROIC and SEXY rescue attempt*

[findis]

*wrinkles her nose*

*wouldn't fuck you even if she weren't monogamous currently*

[ring_boy]

*Your loss baby.*

[findis]

*is quite satisfied with your great-uncle*