Your mom has a bifurcated penis.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom!

1. Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have your mom floating in their swimming pools.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than your mom.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill your mom.
5. Until

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Da Gold!

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Da Gold.
2. A lump of Da Gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
3. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Da Gold.
4. The first domain name ever registered was Da Gold.com.
5. When provoked, Da Gold will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Some kinda crackhead!

1. Some kinda crackhead will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks some kinda crackhead!
3. If you lick some kinda crackhead ten times, you will consume one calorie.
4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is some kinda crackhead.
5. The patron saint of some kinda crackhead is Saint Eugenie!