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[fingeroflife]

I wasn't going to post this, but it amused me too much.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Francescu!

1. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Francescu would be as small as a pea.
2. Banging your head against Francescu uses 150 calories an hour!
3. Francescu has three eyelids.
4. Francescu is the oldest playable

Comments

[cake_and_death]

A female ferret....

[fingeroflife]

That would have hurt me a lot, if I had a soul left.

(As it is, I'm sort of tempted to post with this when I'm less tired and cranky.)

[mymonsterskeepr]

(I think you should!)

[kagekachou]

(I second this.)

[bouncy_castle]

Hey Francescu, some members of fandom are ridiculous and think that I need to lose a bit of weight. Can I bang my head against you?

Actually in retrospect that just. Sounds really wrong.

[fingeroflife]

It really, really does, saved from EXTREME WRONGNESS only by the fact that you're a girl. :(

[geekinstinct]

Clearly this means a genderswitch is in order.

[fingeroflife]

The answer to your question will be no. Also w-wry.