my eyes refuse to focus on the blur

[fingersbesilver]

Hey! What’s that mayonnaise? ... Whoa I don’t want you having mayonnaise. "What? don’t YOU have mayonnaise?" Well yeah but I don't want you to have any mayonnaise, cause you may use it. "But couldn't you use your mayonnaise?" Well yeah... but if you have mayonnaise it'll wig me out cause then you might, you know... throw it at me or something

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[greenmachine700]

haha interesting mayonnaise metaphor