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[fingerscrossed]

just for the record, the cats and i are sick of this motherfucking stupid weather.

also: the ladies at the roost in los feliz stole my wallet and cell phone. i feel it is my duty to impair their future profits to the furthest extent possible. i am not below fist fights and/or petty vandalism. take note.

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[hauscat]

goodness, what's all this? who are the ladies at the roost and what business have they with your wallet?
xo

[fingerscrossed]

the roost is a bar that employs these particular ladies to bartend. my wallet and cell phone were left behind, and rather than placing them in a safe location for me, they took the money and giftcards and dumped the rest in a mailbox. of course, they did not feel pressed to do so until after i had gone to the trouble of cancelling everything and paying the $20 fee for a new license and, of course, spending the week with absolutely no access to money.

hussies, i tell you!

[hauscat]

bitches!!

asdfdsaf

[sscharlottess]

ive been texting you! and they were REALLY funny.

i guess you shall never know.

Re: asdfdsaf

[fingerscrossed]

OHH NOW I AM REALLY MAD

Re: asdfdsaf

[sscharlottess]

are you going to get a new phone? if so, let me know when so i can resume bombarding you with texts.

also, ill find out tomorrow if im moving back in two weeks. if im not, you should make plans to come to phoenix. we can sneak into fancy hotel pools and jump on my parents big trampoline!

Re: asdfdsaf

[fingerscrossed]

i am presently using my mother's phone, but little good it does us as i know neither the phone number nor how to check the messages. i will inform you of my new phone's arrival post haste!

also, incidentally, i have a free plane ticket that expires in september. although i hope you return, sneaking into hotel swimming pools and reliving my glory days as a giant trampoline owner sounds fabulous!

[betweenthebars]

I gots your back!

<=ryan=>

[komakinoblue]

aw man. and i used to love the roost. i guess it doesn't matter now since i'm a housewife but anyway....

xo

[mama_de_mary]

i hope you're feeling better by now.

sorry for not checking up frequently. i'll try harder. cross my heart.