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[fingerscrossed]

it has been approximately 13 years since i last posted here, but i am two glasses deep into a bottle of wine and i hit an orange cone trying to drive through the los angeles port tonight and after that almost hit a cyclist who yelled profanities at me even though he was wearing ALL BLACK with NO HEADLIGHTS, who you CALLIN' BITCH, BITCH

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[sscharlottess]

remember when we made pumpkin wear a santa suit??? WITH BOOTS?

[fingerscrossed]

I LOVE PUMPKIN CLARK IN BOOTS

[happyprole]

one time, i turned into a parking lot and almost hit a girl because she was dressed all in gray and bent down toward the ground---she looked like the asphalt i was driving on. and she was a dumbass.