quest for freedom: part 2
Mandos Release Form, 2Ba
NAME: Fingolfin
RESIDENCE: A couch in Mandos. I used to rule northwest Beleriland but seeing that's not in the sea and shit... Lindon.
SPECIES/RACE: Elf, Noldor/Vanyar
SHORT ANSWER SECTION (choose your answers carefully):
ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
1. Favourite flavour of ice cream: Anthrax
2. How did Trotsky die?: *copies Voronwë's answer* Ice pick into his ugly fuckin' head. I ate him.
3. Bribery offered to Mandos executive personnel and minions: I won't spit in Denny's coffee anymore, how about that? Personal hitman.
JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
4. a) Reason why you feel your miserable existence is justified: I fought Morgoth a lot. I lost miserably but goddammit I wounded him before he got flung back into the void! And before he killed me with his fuckin' hammer.
b) So you think you're good enough for life, hey? Wanna step outside and prove it??: (y/n) Why the fuck not, I'm already dead, not like you could fuckin' kill me again since I'm disembodied and all that shit. BRING IT ON FUCKER. (that would be a Y.)
5. If this form told you it loved you, what would you say?: Fuck you.
6. Did you vote for Frodo Baggins in the latest "Who Wants To Shag My Icon?" pageant?: *twitches* I. Hate. Hobbits. ESPECIALLY those three that look alike. The gay one, the really gay one and the semi-straight one who schtupped my wife.
7. Is Elladan insane?: He's descended from me so chances are, fuck yes.
8. GLORFIE!: Is either a guy with a horse's body who sounds a lot like Mr. Ed and tried to fucking poison all of Imladris (half my fucking line) OR is a gay popstar who is fucking my nephew. Take your fucking pick. Either one is disturbing and true.
--THE END--
----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES:
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NAME: Fingolfin
RESIDENCE: A couch in Mandos. I used to rule northwest Beleriland but seeing that's not in the sea and shit... Lindon.
SPECIES/RACE: Elf, Noldor/Vanyar
SHORT ANSWER SECTION (choose your answers carefully):
ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
1. Favourite flavour of ice cream: Anthrax
2. How did Trotsky die?: *copies Voronwë's answer* Ice pick into his ugly fuckin' head. I ate him.
3. Bribery offered to Mandos executive personnel and minions: I won't spit in Denny's coffee anymore, how about that? Personal hitman.
JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
4. a) Reason why you feel your miserable existence is justified: I fought Morgoth a lot. I lost miserably but goddammit I wounded him before he got flung back into the void! And before he killed me with his fuckin' hammer.
b) So you think you're good enough for life, hey? Wanna step outside and prove it??: (y/n) Why the fuck not, I'm already dead, not like you could fuckin' kill me again since I'm disembodied and all that shit. BRING IT ON FUCKER. (that would be a Y.)
5. If this form told you it loved you, what would you say?: Fuck you.
6. Did you vote for Frodo Baggins in the latest "Who Wants To Shag My Icon?" pageant?: *twitches* I. Hate. Hobbits. ESPECIALLY those three that look alike. The gay one, the really gay one and the semi-straight one who schtupped my wife.
7. Is Elladan insane?: He's descended from me so chances are, fuck yes.
8. GLORFIE!: Is either a guy with a horse's body who sounds a lot like Mr. Ed and tried to fucking poison all of Imladris (half my fucking line) OR is a gay popstar who is fucking my nephew. Take your fucking pick. Either one is disturbing and true.
--THE END--
----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES:
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