Outside the carolers start to sing ( Read more... )

It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
Ah, but when the, the grass got a little greener over on the other
side
I'd just tear out that page

Researchers have identified some basic points that come up repeatedly in most of the testimonies of those that were clinically dead and then revived ( Read more... )

Open the hood of a car and it will tell you something about the people who designed it, is just one of my many phrases i'm tortured by.

Most of the summer i spent in stupor, sitting either in my office or in new restaurants, in my apartment watching videotapes or in the back of cabs, in nightclubs that just opened or in movie theaters, at the building in Hells Kitchen or in new restaurants. There were four major air disasters this summer, the majority of them captured on videotape ( Read more... )

i have hella hella hella good seats to see U2 tomorrow and my aunt has and extra ticket she is selling, buy it off of her.

Last night was the first night in a long time that i actually can't remember what went down. It's a real bummer, feels like i wasted the night.

While the hardbody stands there we check her out, and though her knees do support long, tan legs, i can't help but noticing that one knee is, admittedly, bigger than the other one. The left knee is knobbier, almost imperceptibly thicker than the right knee and this unnoticeable flaw now seems overwhelming and we all loose interest.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Working all day for a mean little man ( Read more... )