Badou and Heine, yo.
Again, moved from monochromatic_p
Cracky minifics for Heine+Badou from DOGS. Profanity fest under the cut, make sure your mother is not behind you.
1. Seconds
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
It drove Badou insane. This silence in Haine's room, save from the constant tick-ticking of the seconds.
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2. Hair
"Fuck you, Heine. Don't fucking touch my hair."
"Then get your sad-excuse-of-hippy-dick-suck-hair away from my property."
"It hurts! Don't move!"
"Get. It. Free. Or I will free it for you."
"Damnit. My hair is more precious than your stupid jacket. No love for a friend at all? I'm sad, you hear."
"I've no qualms of helping you out of your misery my way."
"Get the scissor away! What sad motherfuckers wear leather in this fucking heat, anyway?"
"Shut up."
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3. Chameleon
"What's this animal doing here?" Badou asked when he dropped by Haine's place one day.
Haine, lying carelessly on the only furniture of his, the infamous sofa, sighed. "I'm experimenting how often it can change colors by letting it loose on the checkered tiles."
"Fuck, you gotta be joking."
"I am."
"...."
"It's not funny at all, just so you know."
Later, Badou found out the animal, in fact, belonged to Nil, who gave it to Haine because it apparently liked Haine, who apparently killed the animal because he didn't know what a chameleon supposed to eat.
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4. Banana
"Eeew, don't give it to me."
"What?"
"That."
"I'm not planning to."
"Good."
It was damn disgusting (and amusing) to watch Haine ate almost one gallon of Banana ice cream all by himself.
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5. Kids
Badou sighed. "Kids these days."
"You speak like an old coot."
"Geez, Haine. I don't know about you, but in my younger days I spent a lot of my time outdoor you know, unlike these kids, locking themselves up in their room playing video games all day."
"Yeah, yeah. You're getting old."
"Fuck, give me the energy pack. That boss is one hell of a kill."---
Cracky minifics for Heine+Badou from DOGS. Profanity fest under the cut, make sure your mother is not behind you.
1. Seconds
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
It drove Badou insane. This silence in Haine's room, save from the constant tick-ticking of the seconds.
---
2. Hair
"Fuck you, Heine. Don't fucking touch my hair."
"Then get your sad-excuse-of-hippy-dick-suck-hair away from my property."
"It hurts! Don't move!"
"Get. It. Free. Or I will free it for you."
"Damnit. My hair is more precious than your stupid jacket. No love for a friend at all? I'm sad, you hear."
"I've no qualms of helping you out of your misery my way."
"Get the scissor away! What sad motherfuckers wear leather in this fucking heat, anyway?"
"Shut up."
---
3. Chameleon
"What's this animal doing here?" Badou asked when he dropped by Haine's place one day.
Haine, lying carelessly on the only furniture of his, the infamous sofa, sighed. "I'm experimenting how often it can change colors by letting it loose on the checkered tiles."
"Fuck, you gotta be joking."
"I am."
"...."
"It's not funny at all, just so you know."
Later, Badou found out the animal, in fact, belonged to Nil, who gave it to Haine because it apparently liked Haine, who apparently killed the animal because he didn't know what a chameleon supposed to eat.
---
4. Banana
"Eeew, don't give it to me."
"What?"
"That."
"I'm not planning to."
"Good."
It was damn disgusting (and amusing) to watch Haine ate almost one gallon of Banana ice cream all by himself.
---
5. Kids
Badou sighed. "Kids these days."
"You speak like an old coot."
"Geez, Haine. I don't know about you, but in my younger days I spent a lot of my time outdoor you know, unlike these kids, locking themselves up in their room playing video games all day."
"Yeah, yeah. You're getting old."
"Fuck, give me the energy pack. That boss is one hell of a kill."---