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Ryan Seacrest in American Idol Season 10: A Pictorial History, Part Two

Mar 20, 2011 04:20

When we last saw our intrepid field agent Ryan Seacrest, he was darting around the country, comforting America's youth as their dreams were crushed, dancing with their mothers and bantering with their fathers. Let's see what our plucky young star does next!

( Episode 8 - Ryan Seacrest in Hollywood Week: Sudden Death Round )

this post is all about ryan seacrest

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ignazwisdom March 22 2011, 03:09:25 UTC

I could just read this and re-read this all day.

finitejester37 March 22 2011, 04:16:27 UTC

NGL I have to stop and reread the grandma section each time I get a comment notification or come back to this page to comment myself.

vanillalime March 25 2011, 20:13:34 UTC

Once again, thanks for for the recap! It is as awesome as the last one!

and then want to write bad AUs where they are on a sports team for whatever sport makes guys wear really tight shorts (um, again)

Um, yes? Please? Especially if it involves Simon wearing kneepads again.

Ryan's adventures in suit/mic pack incompatibility.

If you're really interested in further adventures, be sure to check out the first minute of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQTFH69zD0

Ryan + suit/mic pack incompatibility + Simon + radio voice discussion = Good Times

what kind of tail Ryan would have if Ryan were to have a tail

You've never noticed how freakishly long and slender Ryan's fingers and toes are? I am sure all of his other, uh, appendages would have similar characteristics.

Adorable, talented fat kid bawling his eyes out over the fact that not only has he made it through to another round, but that there are also people out there who are cheering him on ( ... )

finitejester37 April 2 2011, 05:25:27 UTC

Hee! That youtube clip of Ryan's mic pack! I'd seen that bit in vids but had no idea where it was from. I guess one of these days I should return to season 3. I kinda stalled out part way through. Also, Ryan and Simon are so in love. In general, yes, but in that clip also. <3

You've never noticed how freakishly long and slender Ryan's fingers and toes are? I am sure all of his other, uh, appendages would have similar characteristics.

This is flawless logic.

"Boxers"? Uh, no, I have it on good authority that Ryan does not wear boxers. One, he showed off the top of his underwear during a red carpet show a few years ago, and they were pretty clearly briefs (Calvin Klein to be exact). Two, keeping in mind that I am totally not the kind of person that believes anonymous gossip on the internet, but if I were (and I'm not), I once read a first-hand account by someone who had hooked up with Ryan pre-Idol, and this person said that Ryan loved jockstraps and skimpy underwear and did not like to wear regular boxers. So, um, yeah. ( ... )

vanillalime April 5 2011, 15:11:42 UTC

I'd better stop.

Oh, please don't. :-)

Alas, I cannot stop thinking about Ryan and his underwear preferences no matter how hard I try (although, granted, I'm not trying very hard). Not helping the situation, just last week I came across this timeline of Ryan photos that someone put together, and while I think I had seen most of them before, the one notable exception was the one where Ryan appears to be talking to some construction worker wearing nothing but his underwear and a harness:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-official-ryan-seacrest-aging-timeline

Again, WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS UNDERWEAR AND A HARNESS. I just love it when real life provides canon for my Ryan fantasies. :D

finitejester37 April 5 2011, 15:28:28 UTC

Um.

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