I am as bored of swine flu after 3 days than I was of Jade goody.

Went to watch Exeter City's last home game of the season yesterday, if they won and bury lost then they would get automatic promotion to league 1 ( Read more... )

If I was tasked specifically to come up with the name for a drink that sounded suitably pretentious AND like you were drinking sperm, I don't think I could top the "frappucino".

Well done Starbucks, thanks for making me laugh everytime I pass one of your stores.

hi, im 13 and i want to become a journalist. How do i become 1??? i no u hav 2 have atleast 5 GCSE's.

what work experience do i have 2 do???
Please reply back ty

I'm wearing shorts today.
That makes me happy!

My trip to Turkey was brilliant, although I don't know if I am going to try and do a PHD anymore.

I swear that my antibiotics (tonsilitis) are making me constantly hungry.

bizarre

It's really sunny, and actually a bit warm.

I wish I was doing something cool, instead of working, and Ellie is at her library working too! rubbish. I want to play frisbee

**Damnit, It's sunny again today. Curse you work! Curse you to hell**

£152 bill + "We really enjoyed ourselves, thanks for a great evening, the food was lovely" + £1.10 in tips = Angry Finlay

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7917295.stm

What a disgrace.

Everything is coming together in the most inconvenient way ( Read more... )