Nonsense
...so is it possible to have a "big cock day"? I mean I've heard of a "bad hair day" but can you have a "big cock day"? I dunno but for some strange reason my cock just feels a bit bigger than normal??!! A tad fuller if you will. Strange but true none the less.............
And on a side note,
I am the ONLY man who uses the potty on the second floor of the club, it's just the dressing room and DJ booth up here, I ALWAYS lift the seat (years of living with women has trained me well) so why is it on the rare occasion that I DO pop a squat the seat is SOAKING WET!!! I mean WTF?!?! How does that happen? I mean ICKY!!
.....anywhooo........back to your regularly scheduled nonsense.....