Birthday Deliveries: March First

[finnagoon]

Every first of March for the last six years Seamus had a little ritual, making sure that he got two very important owls out.

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[oohlalaorla]

Hey handsome -

Two days, of course. How else am I to celebrate when the day doesn't actually exist?

Look at you. You remembered! One year, you're going to forget me, and I'll be terribly disappointed and distressed. Lucky you're too busy with flowers and the promise of champagne for that.

I do hope that's an ever-open invitation. You know how much I like drop ins.

-Orla

[finnagoon]

Gorgeous,

If you ever think that I could forget you then I'm insulted. Apparently my gestures to prove my affection are falling short and next year I'll need to step up my game.

Maybe I'll also have dinner when you come visit (which, yes, is an open invitation).

See what you get for sass? Food and champagne with me.

- Seamus

[oohlalaorla]

Handsome,

Someone has to keep you on your game, or I'll get bored. Do you really want to bored me, darling?

I'll have to remember to sass you more often. All the time really. And I just may be paying you a visit within the hour.

-Orla

[finnagoon]

Gorgeous,

There's a very long list of things I want to do to you but I can promise you that being a bore is not part of it.

I'll put the champagne on ice, then.

Can't wait.
-Seamus

[whythespiders]

Seamus

You're so thoughtful.
But you're still not funny.
Hermione agrees.

-Ron

[finnagoon]

Ron,

My condolences on the death of your sense of humor.

I'm hilarious.

-Seamus

[whythespiders]

Seamus -

It's time you knew this. We never thought you were funny but we're a really sympathetic lot. Pity laughs. All you ever got.

-Ron

[finnagoon]

Ron,

You really are such a good mate then.

I'll have to drown my sorrows in whiskey and gorgeous woman. What a terrible turn for my night.

- Seamus