1) 001.6. Write about your muse’s favourite person

2) 003.5. List ten true sentences that begin with the words 'I should never have...'

Just a wee note that Finn is transferring muns. But it's NBD, just switching from spouse-to-spouse. Those it impacts on will know what that means.

@ lookatmyhalo - All still good for Finn/Amelia in Baggage! ;) Let me know if you want me to set something up for them.

@ Everyone else - open for ideas or plottage with Finn. Drop me a line if you're interested!

Footballer's out. Rock star's out. Angelina Jolie's personal assistant is out. Kurt said I can't be a bra salesman or a Calvin Klein model.

I dunno. I think I might be screwed.

Kurt just bitchslapped me for playing with his curly knife thing. Apparently you can't use it to make a PBJ, just in case anyone else was going to try that.

A pigeon pooped on my car right after I washed it. That's seven years bad luck, right?