Fic: Sibling Rivalry (Criminal Minds, Aaron Hotchner / Chad)
Title: Sibling Rivalry
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pair: Aaron Hotchner / Chad Christensen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
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“Man…..” Sean gave his brother a long look when he finally opened the door.
“Hello, Sean.” Hotch greeted as patiently as he managed.
“Can’t you ever get dressed before I come here?”
“Can’t you ever call before coming here?” Hotch pulled his bathrobe tighter around himself.
“Are you gonna let me in or is the Gigantor roaming around without his pants?”
“Don’t worry, he went to the gym. You can come in safely.” Hotch moved to the side to let him in.
“Any coffee?”
“Do you have to ask that every time you walk in?”
“Yeah, because you never offer.” Sean went to the kitchen and started to load the coffeemaker.
“I never have time for that before you empty the pot.”
“I’m a caffeine junkie, sue me. It’s hereditary.” He clicked the maker on and sat down next to the counter. “So, what’s up with you? Besides the obvious.”
“Obvious?”
“Have you seen the way you walk? When did Boy Toy get back?”
“Yesterday. For once we actually got a long weekend. The whole team has Monday off, so I don’t need to go to the office.”
“And instead you’ll play red flag for the bull.”
“Stop that.”
“I just can’t get over it. Not the whole guy-thing, but the fact that your actually having sex. Regularly. All the time. Every time I come here. And you`re perky and in a good mood. It’s freaky.”
“Sean, I’m not dead yet. I’m still young enough to enjoy the physical aspect of a relationship.”
“See? That’s what I mean. That sounds like you. Circling around the topic and using really lame expression to keep everything PG. Just admit it. You’ve been a prude for your whole adult life.”
“I’m not!”
“You are, but I think your WrenchMan is really loosening you up. In more ways than one.”
“Sean, I’m not discussion about this with you.”
“Come on, if you can’t talk about your increasingly racy sexlife with your own bro, who can you talk to?”
“To Chad? Morgan? Dave? The department shrink?”
“Remember when I had my first real girlfriend? I came to you for tips.”
“I do remember. That was probably one of the most awkward situations I’ve ever experienced.”
“Yeah, but when I came back in at three in the morning, I came to your room and I told you all about it.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“I didn’t?”
“That was when you were fifteen, I wasn’t even living home anymore.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“Then who was it?”
“Well, after I moved out they gave my old room to that new gardener.”
“Right…. Good thing he didn’t understand a word of English.....”
“Enough about that.” Hotch poured himself a cup of coffee and took a long sip. “How’s your life?”
“Same old. Actually I came to talk about something.”
“What?”
“Chad.”
“Why?”
“I’m curious. You said he wasn’t your first guy, right?”
“First one in pretty much all aspects. I had one disastrous try before him, but that doesn’t count.”
“So how was the first time?”
“It was….. very good. Exactly what sort of curious are you?”
“Bi.”
“Are you trying to emulate me again?”
“I’ve never done that.”
“You have. You did it all the time when we were kids. When I joined the boy scouts you wanted to go too. I joined the chess club, you wanted to join too.”
“I never joined the chess club!”
“That’s because you failed the entrance test.”
“What kinda club even has an entrance test? It was just a bunch of geeks getting together after school to mumble about their pieces. It has nothing to do with your real life black Rook.”
“Don’t be vulgar.”
“I meant the chess piece!”
“You don’t really expect me to believe that, do you?”
“Well….. you could try to believe it.” Sean grinned.
“Fine. Let’s forget this.”
“Great. So can I borrow him?”
“What?” The content of Hotch`s coffee cup got spilled all over the counter.
“Don’t look like that, you just said your not a prude when it comes to sex.”
“Sean….” Hotch closed his eyes for a minute and took deep breaths. “Tell me I just misunderstood what you meant.”
“Come on, bro, don’t be stingy. I told you before that I`ve done some light experimenting myself, so I thought: If the real main event is as good as you say, I should try it.”
“With Chad?!”
“You seem very happy with his durability and skills and I’ve seen his tool kit too. He’s perfect.”
“And what about me?”
“What? You wanna make it a threesome?”
“Did somebody mentions threesomes and why wasn’t I invited?” Chad marched into the kitchen. He gave Hotch a quick kiss and snatched his coffeecup.
“No.” Hotch stated.
“Bro, that’s selfish.” Sean wrapped his arm on Chad’s shoulder and gave him an appreciative glance. Chad’s sweaty gym shirt was glued to his skin, making every muscle of his torso stand out under the fabric. “I was just gonna offer you some group fun with a hot young blond and his older, worn-and-torn brother.”
“Sean.” Hotch gave him a death glare.
Chad removed himself from Sean’s grip as gently as he could and went to fill his mug again. “Actually, I’ve had threesomes before, but never with brothers.”
“You have?” Hotch looked genuinely shocked.
“Sure. But speaking of brothers, I know a guy in L.A. who first dated the younger brother and then went on to date the older one.”
“Seriously?”
“Yeah, the funny thing is that he didn’t know they were brothers when he picked up the older one.”
“Well, I’m pretty sure they weren’t Feds.”
“One of them was.” Chad grinned.
“I’m just throwing the idea out there.” Sean smirked and emptied his mug. “Think about it.”