Fic: Packing, Epilogue (Numb3rs, David / Ian, Colby / Charlie)
Title: Packing, Epilogue
Pair: Charlie Eppes / Colby Granger,
Don Eppes / Martin Fridegord,
David Sinclair / Ian Edgerton,
David Sinclair / Ian Edgerton / Bobby
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
NUMB3RS Main List
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 (NC-17) Chapter 5 Interlude Chapter 6
Chapter 7 Chapter 8 (NC-17)
“Well?” Colby demanded.
“Snow, cold, the usual skiing stuff.”
“You don’t ski.”
“I waited at the cabin.”
“And after the snowstorm started?”
“No skiing.”
“Come on, Sinclair. Snow and cold equals sharing body heat.”
“We had firewood for that.”
“Maybe, but that doesn’t explain that look.”
“What look?”
“That look you had when Ian dropped you off in the morning.”
“What? I can’t be in a good mood?”
“I know that good mood.” Colby stated. “Last time I experienced it was last Saturday and it included Charlie, a bottle of wine and tub of ice-cream.”
“Well, there was no Charlie, wine or ice-cream.”
“Then what was there?”
“This and that, what time is Don coming in?”
“He and Megan have that leader training thingy.”
“Don and Megan?”
“She’ll take over if someone blows his head off.” Colby shrugged. “Or something like that.”
“So what are we doing here?”
“What do drones usually do? We’ll sit here and wait. And speaking of sitting, you sat down so carefully that you’ve either been playing basketball or you’ve had a really active extended weekend in the woods.”
“What do you mean basketball?”
“Last time I saw you wince like that was when we had that interoffice match and Harrison knocked you on your ass.”
“Don’t look so smug, it was painful.”
“And you probably didn’t even have a ball with you up the there.”
“Fine. We had sex. There, I said it. Can you stop now?”
“Nope. Who exactly is we?”
“We is we.”
“You and Ian, you and Bobby, Bobby and Ian-”
“Granger, I said we and that’s all there’s to tell.” David gritted between his teeth. His eyes seemed to be permanently fixed to his desk.
“Wait a minute…. We as in you three?” Colby’s eyes went wide. “You and….”
“And Ian.”
“And….”
“And Bobby.”
“And….”
“And stop repeating that And!”
“They both….. At the same time…..?”
“Yeah.” David looked ready to die from embarrassment.
“No wonder you’re sore….”
“What?” Now it was David’s turn to stare with his eyes wide open. “What? No! No, not like…. No!”
“You mean they weren’t both….?”
“Well they were both, but they weren’t both-”
“I had no idea you’re that stretchable.”
“Granger!”
David looked like his head was ready to burst. He glanced over Colby’s shoulder. His exclamation had stopped all movement within the hearing distance and everyone in the office had frozen on spot to listen what was coming next.
“None of your business, people!” David decked under the partition screens and slammed his head against the desk several times.
“I shouldn’t have said anything…..”
“Just tell me and I won’t use the ultimate weapon.” Colby grinned. “It’s a lot easier if you just tell me willingly.”
“What’s the ultimate weapon?”
“I’ll send Charlie to babble it out of you.”
“You’re a cruel man….. I’ll tell you. Come closer.” David leaned close and lowered his voice. “Bobby started with me and Ian watched….then Ian and I were…. you know…. and Bobby was…. right behind him all the way.”
“This is just like listening to a teenage girl telling about her first experience. You mean….”
“Yeah.”
“I had no idea people actually do that outside of porn.”
“Thanks, that made me feel so much better.” David deadpanned. “I feel sleazy enough, I don’t need any more reminders about it.”
“Sleazy?”
“Well how else can you describe it?”
“Slutty?”
“This day just keeps getting better and better….“ David groaned. “Could we just go kick in some doors and chase that one guy who always tries to run?”