Fic: Temptations (Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan)
Title: Temptations
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairings: Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They are not mine, just using them for amusement...
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“You’re doing that on purpose.” Morgan groaned.
“I’m doing what?” Reid asked and straightened his back. “I needed another pen.”
“That was the third time in ten minutes that you bend down to get something from…
that place.”
“My bottom drawer?”
“Don’t use the B-word!”
“I’m not doing anything! You wanted to make a bet, not me.”
“You could have told me it was a bad idea.”
“It did tell you. Several times. And you didn’t listen.”
“You didn’t listen what?” Garcia parked her rear end on Morgan’s desk.
“Nothing.” Morgan crumbled.
“He wanted to make a bet and he’s about to crack.” Reid explained.
“What did you bet on?”
“We were watching this documentary about those boys and girls who vow to stay
a virgin till marriage.” Reid started.
“I told you then and I tell you now: It’s unnatural!” Morgan interrupted.
“Anyway….. We ended up talking about celibacy and I said something about how
he could never go without for two weeks.”
Garcia started laughing. “You mean you…..” The rest of the sentence was drowned
by her laughter.
“We bet on whether or not he could stay celibate for two weeks.” Reid grinned.
“How long has it been?”
“This is day four.”
“Exactly what’s off-limits?”
“Pretty much everything.”
“How long do you think he’ll last?”
“Few more days, probably.”
“I’m right here!” Morgan reminded.
“We know, honey.” Garcia assured and turned back to Reid. “Does my honeybunny
yell like that when you’re home?”
“Yeah, last night he started yelling when I bend down to take a casserole out of
the oven.”
“You were jiggling you’re ass.” Morgan grumped.
“And when I had my pyjamas on he claimed I was trying to tempt him.”
“You left the top button undone!”
“And when I cuddled Clooney you said I was trying to make you jealous.”
“He was drooling all over you.”
“He’s a dog.” Reid reminded. “Your dog.”
“If I can’t do that, then he can’t either.”
“Morgan, you sound like a five year old.” Reid commented.
“I have to agree with CutieBrain this time.” Garcia giggled. “You made your bed,
now you have to play the one clown circus in it.”
“Easy for you to say. It’s one thing to be without sex, but it`s totally different
when you got somebody there reminding you about it twenty-four seven.” Morgan
groaned.
“By the way, did I tell you about Sara?” Reid asked innocently.
“Who’s Sara?”
“From the reception. She asked if we would come to her yoga class today. It’s her
first time and she doesn’t want to go alone. Are you interested?”
“You’re really trying to break me, aren’t you?” Morgan growled. “You’ve never been
interested anything even remotely sporty.”
“You wanted me to try new things.” Reid shrugged.
“And now I’m supposed to watch you when you try bend yourself to freaky positions?”
“Basically…. Yes.”
“That’s it.” Morgan got up, grabbed Reid by his arm and dragged him out of the
bullpen. “Sorry, mama. We need to have a little talk.”
“Don’t worry, sugar. Too bad I didn’t have a Slurpy, this was really entertaining….”
Morgan dragged Reid down the hallway and shoved him inside the supply closet.
He closed the door, pushed Reid against the wall and kissed him till he was
breathless.
“Pretty Boy….. I’m not sure if I wanna throw you over my shoulder and take you
to bed or just strangle you after that four day torture.”
“You’re the one who wanted to bet on it.”
“Fine. You wanna hear me say it? I’ll say it: You won, I lost. Happy now?”
“Yeah.”
“When we get home I’m not letting you away from the bedroom until we have to
come back to work in the morning.”
“There’s still….” Reid glanced down to his watch. “Thirty-eight minutes left.”
“After that we’re out of here.” Morgan kissed his neck and grabbed his buttocks to
pull him closer.
“We need to go back or people are gonna start wondering.” Reid reminded and
lead them back to the hallway. They almost bumped into J.J, who was rushing
down the corridor.
“There you are, I was looking for you.” She said. “We got an emergency in Texas,
the jet is leaving in half an hour. Hurry up.”
Morgan stared at her, waiting for her to tell it was just a joke. She didn`t say it.
“Sorry, I need to do something first.” He went back to the closet and closed the
door.
As soon as the door was closed, J.J. and Reid heard a noise from the closet.
A thumping noise that boomed to the hallway on steady intervals.
“What’s he doing?” J.J. mused.
“I’m not sure but I think he’s banging his head against the wall.”