Fic: Birthday Gift, Chapter 1 (Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan)
Title: Birthday Gift, Chapter 1
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairings: Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They are not mine, just using them for amusement...
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“Come on, HoneyBrain, they’re waiting.” Garcia hollered over the partition screen.
Reid pulled the robe tightly around himself. He still couldn’t understand how one
innocent question could lead to this. He had just asked Garcia for hints about what
to get for Morgan for his birthday. That was all. Just one, tiny, innocent question.
Nothing about the situation had indicated that four days later Garcia would kidnap
him, and take him to this….. place.
“If you don’t come out now, I’ll confiscate the robe…..!” Garcia yelled.
Reid took a deep breath and stepped out of the booth. Garcia grabbed him by the
and pulled him to the crummy photo studio.
“Garcia, this was a really bad idea-”
“Sweetie, I’ve done quite a few times, and Roger`s a real sweetheart. When he was shooting me he just had to say few words and I was putty in his hands. Luscious tits heaving, legs spread-”
“I’m leaving.” Reid announced and tried to leave. Garcia didn’t let go of his arm.
“I didn’t mean it the way it sounded. Roger takes artistic pictures. Nothing porny.”
“You just described how you were posing for him bare breasted and lower limbs wide apart.“ Reid blushed. “Both of those indicate that the shoot was closer to hardcore than soft-core.”
“What’s the difference?”
“Soft-core pornography illustrates nude and semi-nude individuals engaging in casual
social nudity or non-graphic representations of activities of sexual nature. Soft core porn precludes explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation.”
“You really know how to kill the fun, don’t you?”
“There’s nothing fun about this!”
“YummyBrain, you don’t need to show your Jeremy Johnson, or anything.”
“Jeremy Johnson?”
“Sorry, one of my ex`s called it that and it kinda stuck in my head.”
“It?”
“Don’t make me tell you…..” Garcia went to the table across the studio and picked
up some sample pictures “Look, arty black and white. Nothing raunchy.”
“If it’s not raunchy, why do need to take off my clothes?”
“Just look at these.” She shoved the pictures to his hand.
“They’re actually….” Reid looked at them.
“Pretty? Classy? Alluring? Sexy? Beautiful? Lusty? Tempting?”
“Yeah, but they’re…. not my style.”
“That’s exactly why I brought you here! Hang up your hung ups and get a saucy little gift for your hunky man love.”
“You think he would like it?” Reid asked carefully.
“Definitely.” Garcia grabbed him and shoed him in front of background screen. “Okay, Rog, we’re ready to get naked!”
The photographer emerged from the dark room and took a good look at Reid.
“Any request about the theme?”
“Th-th-theme?” Reid stammered.
“They got a lot of backgrounds.” Garcia grinned. “He once did me as an innocent young milkmaid on the hills of Austria.”
“Innocent young milkmaid?”
“Yep.”
“With your legs…..?”
“Yep. How bout the office background?”
“Office?”
“Yeah, we could get you a desk and some folders. You can sit on the edge of the desk naked and give the camera a come-here-and-do-me-on-my-desk-look.”
“Garcia!”
“Just kidding.” She giggled.
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“I’m back!” Garcia announced and sat down on the edge of Reid’s desk. “And picked up the prints of your pictures on the way." She handed a large enveloped over to Reid. He looked at the envelope, which had obviously been torn open.
“Let me guess. You’ve already seen these.”
“Yeah, and they were hot stuff.” Garcia chuckled. “My chocobunny`s gonna be thrilled. But I still don’t understand why you couldn’t go get them yourself.”
“I couldn’t face that photographer again.”
“Why not? You seemed to get into it, after that first frozen popsicle phase.”
“I did, but…. It was that thing he said when we were done.”
“Honey, that was a compliment!”
“It was horrible.”
“He just said that he would like to use you as a model.”
“Did you see what he was looking at when he said that?”
“Yeah. Like I said, it was a compliment.”
Reid glanced around the bullpen to make sure there was nobody around. He pulled the black and white prints from the envelope. He leafed through the stack and turned bright red.
“I’m going to burn these….”
“No, you’re not! And I want one of those for my new screensaver.”
“I look ridiculous! I don’t even look like myself!”
“And I said you looked hot. Trust me, my HoneyCrunchie will love them.”
TBC