janet vs. tina
my friend crystal got to witness an argument between her brother and some other random guy...it was EPIC.
1:58amCrystal
lol...the songs in my head are quieted and its only cuz john is in his room playing janet jackson rhythm nation lmfao
1:58amLindsay
hahahahaha
awesome
1:59amCrystal
oh wait...what is this?
ANOTHER janet jackson song?
there's a lot of gay happening at that end of the house right now
1:59amLindsay
lmao
2:01amCrystal
did u see john's status
did u say something to him?
2:02amLindsay
i didn't see it
HAHAHAHAHAHA
no i said nothing to him!
2:02amCrystal
hahahahahahaha
2:05amCrystal
found out where his status came from
he and bret are arguing about who is better janet or tina
2:05amLindsay
oh hahahahaha
are they arguing on fb? b/c i want to see this lol
2:13amCrystal
ok....
got it
btw guys name is brandon not bret i got them confused
u there?
2:14amLindsay
lol ok
yep
fb is being bitchy
2:16amCrystal
note: the argument begins here...
im pissed, i just spent 20 min trying to buy Janet tickets just to piss you off and the whole damn tour is canceled
1:30amJohn
Lol see! that's how stupid rich you are in comparison
1:31amBrandon
i will get them
1:31amJohn
you would buy janet tickets JUST to spite me
1:31amBrandon
hey, I would have to put them on credit\
1:31amJohn
and how much do you even like her?
1:31amBrandon
i like her
1:31amJohn
because she's totally my gay diva no no no, you don't just like janet
that bitch is an empire and putting them on credit to spite me... that's just balls out retarded lol
2:17amLindsay
hahaha
2:17amCrystal
continued
1:32amBrandon
Tina's front row were $1,600 each so Janets cant be much more that 250
1:32amJohn
... you take that back
lol ms jackson is an icon
1:32amBrandon
Stub hub her and find out!
1:32amJohn
tina is a predecessor
name tina's classics
i bet i can throw out more recognizeable songs by janet
1:33amBrandon
ALL OF THEM
1:33amJohn
oh yeah, i know i've heard all of tina's discography on the radio, OH WAIT
hell tina has about as many recognizeable songs as wilson phillips
i guess they're legends too
2:18amLindsay
effing a i am dying over here
2:18amCrystal
and more...
1:34amBrandon
Anna Mae Bullock, better known by her stage name Tina Turner (born November 26, 1939) is an American singer, dancer and entertainer. Her success, dominance, popularity and consistent contributions to the rock music genre have garnered her the title, "The Queen of Rock & Roll".[
An i quote Wikipedia
1:35amJohn
dude, wikipedia is written by people, crazy fan boys like you
i need hard empirical facts
1:37amBrandon
Tina Turner: Queen of Rock 'n' Roll (1984)". New York Times. Retrieved on 2208-09-03.
1:37amJohn
she was the queen in 1984, before i was even born dude
1:37amBrandon
"President Welcomes Kennedy Center Honorees to the White House". Whitehouse.gov (2005-12-04). Retrieved on 2008-10-27.
whatever\
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner there are 60 refrences bitch, check em out
1:39amJohn
lol i'm too busy reading the epic story of janet jackson's meteoric rise to stardom, and her explosion into legendary status
her first hit was in 1986 well that's strange... didn't she just have a huge club hit?
like, this year?
1:40amBrandon
by girl hit that 2 years before
1:40amJohn
well, i thought she was supposed to just fade away like tina did...
that's odd
What's tina's latest hit?
1:40amBrandon
i got your faded
1:40amJohn
we don't need another hero?
or what's love got to do with it?
you got my faded?
are you showing me your hairline?
cuz that's tina's career now
barren
devoid of life
1:42amBrandon
please, tina was pumping out hits when michael was still black
and Janet was trying to be he
1:42amJohn
and she stopped when was just turning mulato
um, janet wasn't trying to be anyone
1:42amBrandon
who was her greatest infulence
1:42amJohn
and i quote "The Newsweek review of Control noted that the album was "an alternative to the sentimental balladry and opulent arrangements of Patti LaBelle and Whitney Houston."[13] Rob Hoerburger of Rolling Stone asserted, "Control is a better album than Diana Ross has made in five years and puts Janet in a position similar to the young Donna Summer's-unwilling to accept novelty status and taking her own steps to rise above it.""
so she had her influences, coming from a musical dynasty in the jackson family, but she blazed her own trail
what you got now hater?
1:46amBrandon
at least tina dosnt have to resort to hosting some wack keroke show (drunk i might add) to pay the bills
1:46amJohn
oh i got a surprise for you
By the late 1980s, after the release of her fourth studio album Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814, Routledge International Encyclopedia of Women: Global Women's Issues and Knowledge (2000) documented that Jackson's success during this time period placed her on par with several other recording artists, including her older brother Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Tina Turner.[85] Jackson was dubbed a reigning "Princess of Pop" by the Chicago Tribune.[97] Upon the release of Jackson fifth studio album janet. (1993), Robert Johnson of San Antonio Express-News commented "it should be enough to make her the Queen of Pop".[98] Sonia Murray of The Vancouver Sun later reported, "Janet [had become] a whirlwind of fashion, personality and slick musical packaging rivaled only by Madonna and Whitney Houston in today's pop pantheon".[99] After embarking on her All for You Tour in 2001, Rudy Scalese of the Los Angeles Times commented, "Janet Jackson hasn't skipped a beat. She is still the Queen of Pop"
give that a good read
it documents exactly when janet surpassed your precious ms turner
LET ME KNOW WHEN U CATCH UP LINZ
2:24amLindsay
oh my GOD lol
this is fucked up
and i love it
2:25amCrystal
lol this is how u argue via facebook
and even more...
1:47amBrandon
queen of pop/queen of rock and roll??someone is trying to be some one
1:47amJohn
um, other people gave her the title
and rock and pop are different genres
1:47amBrandon
whatever
1:48amJohn
but in 200 they said she was on par with tina turner
...but wait, tina hasn't done anything since 200 has she?
and what's janet done?
OH what's that brandon? I can't hear you
must be some FEEDBACK
light skin dark skin my asian persuasion
you know your booty's bouncin
and i'm pretty sure janet pushed the envelope a little more than tina
1:51amJohn
aww, out of arguments big guy?
It's ok, just say "John, you're right"
It'll feel good
1:55amJohn
Lol, I'm having a victory dance, i thought you should know
it's kind of a football dance to Rhythm Nation
2:03amBrandon
yeah and you know football
sorry, i was cooking
2:04amJohn
That's ok, you can cry into your stir fry, i was just singing along to escapade
i just got dirty to that's the way love goes
and i'm feeling a little celebratory after bitch slapping you in our little debate
so it's time for a cheery escapade
2:05amBrandon
cheer all you want
simple people are easily excited
2:05amJohn
oh i will
because it feels SO good
easily excited? tina in toronto?
that's a low threshold of excitement
2:06amBrandon
yeah and etheopians are excited when they get stale bread
2:06amJohn
um... i suppose they would be
now if ethiopians got a thanksgiving feast with wild turkey and homemade mashed potatoes every day for life, that would be like janet jackson and they'd turn to tina and be like "what have you done for me lately?"
oo-oo-ooh yeah
adn then janet would take them on an escapade on her black cat
with 9 lives, short days long nights living on the edge cuz shes not afraid to die unlike tina who's like 90
and they'd live in a rhythm nation where they'd have control
and there would be nasty boys to enjoy
but tina wouldn't care because she don't need another hero
besides, what's love got to do (with it)
and she wouldn't admit she's wrong either, she's too proud... mary
i can go all night
I'll have to stick to janet jackson's singles though
cuz you know, there's way more of them
i've pretty much used up any good tina references
except for "Hit me again Ike!"
i can't help it, janet just hits my pleasure principle
lol i hope you appreciate my rant, because it's all for you
if you really want it
feel free to give me some feedback... feedback
AND THAT IS HOW YOU ARGUE LIKE A GAY MAN!!!
2:28amLindsay
holy shit
when he started quoting lyrics from black cat i think i was about to cry
2:28amCrystal
hahaha
1:58amCrystal
lol...the songs in my head are quieted and its only cuz john is in his room playing janet jackson rhythm nation lmfao
1:58amLindsay
hahahahaha
awesome
1:59amCrystal
oh wait...what is this?
ANOTHER janet jackson song?
there's a lot of gay happening at that end of the house right now
1:59amLindsay
lmao
2:01amCrystal
did u see john's status
did u say something to him?
2:02amLindsay
i didn't see it
HAHAHAHAHAHA
no i said nothing to him!
2:02amCrystal
hahahahahahaha
2:05amCrystal
found out where his status came from
he and bret are arguing about who is better janet or tina
2:05amLindsay
oh hahahahaha
are they arguing on fb? b/c i want to see this lol
2:13amCrystal
ok....
got it
btw guys name is brandon not bret i got them confused
u there?
2:14amLindsay
lol ok
yep
fb is being bitchy
2:16amCrystal
note: the argument begins here...
im pissed, i just spent 20 min trying to buy Janet tickets just to piss you off and the whole damn tour is canceled
1:30amJohn
Lol see! that's how stupid rich you are in comparison
1:31amBrandon
i will get them
1:31amJohn
you would buy janet tickets JUST to spite me
1:31amBrandon
hey, I would have to put them on credit\
1:31amJohn
and how much do you even like her?
1:31amBrandon
i like her
1:31amJohn
because she's totally my gay diva no no no, you don't just like janet
that bitch is an empire and putting them on credit to spite me... that's just balls out retarded lol
2:17amLindsay
hahaha
2:17amCrystal
continued
1:32amBrandon
Tina's front row were $1,600 each so Janets cant be much more that 250
1:32amJohn
... you take that back
lol ms jackson is an icon
1:32amBrandon
Stub hub her and find out!
1:32amJohn
tina is a predecessor
name tina's classics
i bet i can throw out more recognizeable songs by janet
1:33amBrandon
ALL OF THEM
1:33amJohn
oh yeah, i know i've heard all of tina's discography on the radio, OH WAIT
hell tina has about as many recognizeable songs as wilson phillips
i guess they're legends too
2:18amLindsay
effing a i am dying over here
2:18amCrystal
and more...
1:34amBrandon
Anna Mae Bullock, better known by her stage name Tina Turner (born November 26, 1939) is an American singer, dancer and entertainer. Her success, dominance, popularity and consistent contributions to the rock music genre have garnered her the title, "The Queen of Rock & Roll".[
An i quote Wikipedia
1:35amJohn
dude, wikipedia is written by people, crazy fan boys like you
i need hard empirical facts
1:37amBrandon
Tina Turner: Queen of Rock 'n' Roll (1984)". New York Times. Retrieved on 2208-09-03.
1:37amJohn
she was the queen in 1984, before i was even born dude
1:37amBrandon
"President Welcomes Kennedy Center Honorees to the White House". Whitehouse.gov (2005-12-04). Retrieved on 2008-10-27.
whatever\
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner there are 60 refrences bitch, check em out
1:39amJohn
lol i'm too busy reading the epic story of janet jackson's meteoric rise to stardom, and her explosion into legendary status
her first hit was in 1986 well that's strange... didn't she just have a huge club hit?
like, this year?
1:40amBrandon
by girl hit that 2 years before
1:40amJohn
well, i thought she was supposed to just fade away like tina did...
that's odd
What's tina's latest hit?
1:40amBrandon
i got your faded
1:40amJohn
we don't need another hero?
or what's love got to do with it?
you got my faded?
are you showing me your hairline?
cuz that's tina's career now
barren
devoid of life
1:42amBrandon
please, tina was pumping out hits when michael was still black
and Janet was trying to be he
1:42amJohn
and she stopped when was just turning mulato
um, janet wasn't trying to be anyone
1:42amBrandon
who was her greatest infulence
1:42amJohn
and i quote "The Newsweek review of Control noted that the album was "an alternative to the sentimental balladry and opulent arrangements of Patti LaBelle and Whitney Houston."[13] Rob Hoerburger of Rolling Stone asserted, "Control is a better album than Diana Ross has made in five years and puts Janet in a position similar to the young Donna Summer's-unwilling to accept novelty status and taking her own steps to rise above it.""
so she had her influences, coming from a musical dynasty in the jackson family, but she blazed her own trail
what you got now hater?
1:46amBrandon
at least tina dosnt have to resort to hosting some wack keroke show (drunk i might add) to pay the bills
1:46amJohn
oh i got a surprise for you
By the late 1980s, after the release of her fourth studio album Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814, Routledge International Encyclopedia of Women: Global Women's Issues and Knowledge (2000) documented that Jackson's success during this time period placed her on par with several other recording artists, including her older brother Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Tina Turner.[85] Jackson was dubbed a reigning "Princess of Pop" by the Chicago Tribune.[97] Upon the release of Jackson fifth studio album janet. (1993), Robert Johnson of San Antonio Express-News commented "it should be enough to make her the Queen of Pop".[98] Sonia Murray of The Vancouver Sun later reported, "Janet [had become] a whirlwind of fashion, personality and slick musical packaging rivaled only by Madonna and Whitney Houston in today's pop pantheon".[99] After embarking on her All for You Tour in 2001, Rudy Scalese of the Los Angeles Times commented, "Janet Jackson hasn't skipped a beat. She is still the Queen of Pop"
give that a good read
it documents exactly when janet surpassed your precious ms turner
LET ME KNOW WHEN U CATCH UP LINZ
2:24amLindsay
oh my GOD lol
this is fucked up
and i love it
2:25amCrystal
lol this is how u argue via facebook
and even more...
1:47amBrandon
queen of pop/queen of rock and roll??someone is trying to be some one
1:47amJohn
um, other people gave her the title
and rock and pop are different genres
1:47amBrandon
whatever
1:48amJohn
but in 200 they said she was on par with tina turner
...but wait, tina hasn't done anything since 200 has she?
and what's janet done?
OH what's that brandon? I can't hear you
must be some FEEDBACK
light skin dark skin my asian persuasion
you know your booty's bouncin
and i'm pretty sure janet pushed the envelope a little more than tina
1:51amJohn
aww, out of arguments big guy?
It's ok, just say "John, you're right"
It'll feel good
1:55amJohn
Lol, I'm having a victory dance, i thought you should know
it's kind of a football dance to Rhythm Nation
2:03amBrandon
yeah and you know football
sorry, i was cooking
2:04amJohn
That's ok, you can cry into your stir fry, i was just singing along to escapade
i just got dirty to that's the way love goes
and i'm feeling a little celebratory after bitch slapping you in our little debate
so it's time for a cheery escapade
2:05amBrandon
cheer all you want
simple people are easily excited
2:05amJohn
oh i will
because it feels SO good
easily excited? tina in toronto?
that's a low threshold of excitement
2:06amBrandon
yeah and etheopians are excited when they get stale bread
2:06amJohn
um... i suppose they would be
now if ethiopians got a thanksgiving feast with wild turkey and homemade mashed potatoes every day for life, that would be like janet jackson and they'd turn to tina and be like "what have you done for me lately?"
oo-oo-ooh yeah
adn then janet would take them on an escapade on her black cat
with 9 lives, short days long nights living on the edge cuz shes not afraid to die unlike tina who's like 90
and they'd live in a rhythm nation where they'd have control
and there would be nasty boys to enjoy
but tina wouldn't care because she don't need another hero
besides, what's love got to do (with it)
and she wouldn't admit she's wrong either, she's too proud... mary
i can go all night
I'll have to stick to janet jackson's singles though
cuz you know, there's way more of them
i've pretty much used up any good tina references
except for "Hit me again Ike!"
i can't help it, janet just hits my pleasure principle
lol i hope you appreciate my rant, because it's all for you
if you really want it
feel free to give me some feedback... feedback
AND THAT IS HOW YOU ARGUE LIKE A GAY MAN!!!
2:28amLindsay
holy shit
when he started quoting lyrics from black cat i think i was about to cry
2:28amCrystal
hahaha