OK, I'll throw my hat into this ring in a mildly cross-fandom sort of a way.
It's for a good cause and it might kick-start the muses a little which can only ever be a good thing.
So what do I write?
Fandoms:
X-Men Movie/Comic/Ulti-verse:
Logan Het. Most usually with Rogue or Jean but I'll also do him with pretty much any of the x-verse ladies if you give me half a chance. (Though I can't guarentee my ability to write a convincing incarnation of Storm.)
PWP, as kinky or vanilla as you like. (Go on, make it kinky. You know you wanna.)
RPS:
Oh, the divine Hugh Jackman. But you'll have to bid high for something quick and dirty with the man of your choosing. (As long as I know who that man is or we may have a slight logistical problem.) Let your dirty thoughts run rampant.
Other stuff:
If it's ever had Hugh Jackman in it, on it, or served up with it then it's probably fair game. Film, TV, Theatre, whatever. Primarily het but I can sometimes be persuaded otherwise. The only serious exceptions are The Fountain which is unficcable and Angier/Angier Prestige slash because that just makes my head hurt.
Smut, smut, smuttetty smut, it's what makes the internets go round.
Arty Stuff
Don't care for the fic? I don't really do much fandom art but I could certainly draw you something pretty and naked in a more generalised sense.
Click Here for examples of what I've done. Male, Female, either, neither. Just please no portraits or character images.