I wonder what the people of Pompeii would have thought about Ash Wednesday? Hmm...

I have decided to dedicate this posting to Ms. Julia Della Pietra, the most amazing Polish-Italian chicka on the face of the earth. I truly believe that she shares my undying gratefulness to Mr. Joseph Cayetty, who saved us from very sore bottoms through his invention of toilet paper. Swank, Mr. Cayetty...very swank.

Dear Father Quinn put it perfectly:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Okay...so, I was driving back to SLU today, and I saw this truck. It was transporting cattle. And dangling from the rear bumper were three things. In the middle was a cowbell. On both sides of the cowbell were what looked like plastic replicas of cattle nutsacks. And I thought to myself, "Why does this driver have two plastic replicas of ( Read more... )

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Ready for some sarcasm? I know I am.