Weird weird night ( Read more... )

It all started a few weeks ago when my friend Scott announced that he was going to Torquay (a seaside town 3 hours away) for his birthday weekend. This being the weekend I have just got back from ( Read more... )

Eat junk food....

feel sick....

drink loads of mineral water until you feel more sick....

feel somehow better because you can attribute the shitty feeling partly to something healthy.

This is kind of funny, and not, at the same time ( Read more... )

I have developed a cloaking device for my car....and yes, it works. My only resolve is to only switch it on/off within the confines of my windowless garage. Ha ( Read more... )

Great... half way at last... Last week and the week before had me at my wits end workwise (read previous entries) and this week is different, all aside from my attitude. I've done this many times before and I believe the repetition is somehow beneficial. It goes like this.. I start boiling up over several weeks.. then, last weekend I seem to have ( Read more... )

Hi all ( Read more... )

I hate negative rants, but ( Read more... )

Well, I've had a bitch of a day. Work managed to irritate the living shit out of me due to a bunch of colleagues boasting a collective ability of zero. What do these people do that allows them to survive? Have I unwittingly infiltrated a small, secretive group of pure-strain neanderthals ( Read more... )

I hate 5 point engine runs. Its where a couple of engineers take a corporate jet, sit it on the tarmac and rev the fucking shit out of it for what seems like an eternity. The tarmac is just outside my office. The sound is fucking loud. I'm fucking pissed off. Nothing changes. Its hard being this happy ( Read more... )