Kelsey: "you know, if we don't have our periods then we can't have your babies."
Jason: "I know..."

celia: "so, how's geology going?"
guy on couch doing hw: ".....slowly"
Me: "hahahahahahah!!!! the earth's processes are ALWAYS slow! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

and everyone just stared as i laughed for 5 minutes and my eyes watered. i'm a loser

ok, puppies are really cute for like a day, and then they're just obnoxious... maybe if they didn't pee everywhere it would last longer.

10 things you didn't know about women ( Read more... )

in burger king, jason walks up to the counter where a young girl is working and orders...

"i have a meat'normous....(j blushes, girl laughs).. i'll HAVE a meat'normous breakfast sandwich"

i felt like posting but i don't know what to write.

this weekend was weird. so i'm pretty confident my parents are sleeping in seperate bedrooms cause my dad's stuff was all in my bathroom, inlcuding his contact stuff and toothbrush... but while i was there they slept in the same room... and whenever i walked into a room they were in they'd stop talking/whispering. divorce has been looming over my ( Read more... )

quote of the day

"psch i'm intimidated by ipods."-- jessica clark

funny cartoon, courtesy of jc also: http://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.html

when a song's lyrics are in spanish, you know they're dirty ( Read more... )

so even after checking the bill online, i still get pinned with a HUGE phone bill.. that's what i get for being stuck in a family plan as my only line.. sucks ( Read more... )