When Girls "Tap Out"

[fireballzer0]

So I may have mentioned this to some of you guys in particular or maybe I've just bitched about it to you girls, but if a girl hugs you and you feel her pat you on the back. That's it. Let go.

I used to not get that. Especially when all I wanted to do was find an excuse to touch girls. Now I get it.

Let me rewind. I dated a girl named Angela who,

Comments

[shaol1n]

genius observation...

[dejavudu]

Just got to read to the end of this... I thought "chambered spit" was the best part until I got to "We can try again later. It happens to all guys.."
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