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Don't Make Me Come Down There and Rescue You

Police helicopter hovering with spotlight on suspect, over loudspeaker: Stop running. You can't get away. Just give yourself up. Stop running... No, don't go in the water. You won't make it across. No, don't-- Yeah, it's fucking cold, isn't it, dumbass? Just get out of the water!

American River Parkway
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Please read this. It is no joke. Here is the E-mail I was sent:

Dear Friends: I know not all of you are women that I am sending this to, but I am hoping you will share this with your wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, etc. Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day - pipe bombs in mailboxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume. Be careful ( Read more... )

I was driving to work this morning (6:30 a.m ( Read more... )

If you are using facebook, your personal web activities might be being reported to other companies.
Facebook realeased a program called "Beaon" which most of users doesn't know that it's installed in their profile.
What is a "Beacon"?  It's a tool allowed partner sites to track users' activities outside of Facebook and then report them back (even ( Read more... )

gross

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I was awake all night long last night.
when I finally started to yawn and wanting to go to sleep, it was already 6 a.m. 
time to go to work.

so I stoped by a nearest gas station and got a can of starbucks double shot; which helped me just enough to get to GM.

I might pass out, I really hope that I won't, that will not look good to my manager.

wish me ( Read more... )

Co-worker brought in 2 boxes of 24 sliders set from White Castle.
I used to dislike them for their small size and thin burger meat (if it was a meat at all)

but I must confess, I love it.
it's dangerously delicious.

my friend sent this to me

Pac-Man

The premise: As the disc shaped Pac-Man, you have to clear various mazes of pellets while avoiding contact with four enemy ghosts.

The Hidden Truth: Consume or die.

Burgertime

The premise: As Chef Peter Pepper, you must construct giant hamburgers a piece at a time while avoiding enemies.

The Hidden Truth: ( Read more... )

We Knew This Was Going To Happen: iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather ( Read more... )