Now that I think about it, a Cubs-White Sox World Series plus Obama winning probably would have caused this city to implode, so.... congrats Phillie?

The hell? This guy is back?

http://www.reporoadtour.com/

Maaaaan I was just about to post how Dell closing their distro center on Friday for the hurricane means a practical day off for me today,  and they hit me with a 4-hour call. Okay internet, see you around 3 then...

Blues Brothers is a movie that is required viewing for all Chicagoans. And the best way to watch it is with a crowd of thousands of other Chicagoans. In a public park.  Not even a thunderstorm hitting at the climax of the film could dampen our spirit. (insert infinitely quotable quotes)

Atheists claiming a moral high ground.

Seriously, think about it for a minute.

Third row in a cheap theater with tiny seats. I'm going to be in so much pain tomorrow, but it was so worth it.

Flatmate (who is a bartender), perusing a Columbia College course catalog: What could I do with a BA in cultural studies?

Me: Bartend

24 hours until we go see Dark Knight!

I am now officially 30 years and one month old. My awesome girlfriend threw me a surprise party. It was boob-themed. I may be an ass man, but who am I to look a gift boob in the nipple. Someone has a picture of me licking the icing off the nipple of the boobcake. It may be on flickr ( Read more... )

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I've had this Super Soaker rolling around in the trunk of my car(s) for like, ten years. Today I finally had an opportunity to use it. Turns out that being exposed to the elements for a decade is not good for a high-powered water cannon. It leaked like Bob Dole. Oh well, It's going to a better place now (assuming that it was made of a recyclable ( Read more... )