Wait, where the fuck did that guy get fresh corn in the middle of February?

My flatmate is watching this show on the Travel Channel about the world's most unique fast food restaurants, including a Subway inside the Pentagon. They're interviewing the manager about hiring practices. He says, "We looking for any number of crimes, including burglary, murder, double murder, shoplifting..."

I can't come up with a decent joke ( Read more... )

 The people (or four of them, at least) have spoken. I'm taking improv classes ( Read more... )

Poll I'm Bored 

W is here. Downtown is a clusterfuck. Some random ped-xing was blocked
for no apparent reason and a cop was telling me to go the long way
around the intersection. "That's fucking stupid" I said, so I walked
halfway down the block and jay-walked.

Fight the power.

Happy new year!

Friday night I went to meet some friends at a bar and I had to wedge into a space that was maybe six inches longer than my car. Behind me was a black TT coupe and when I was done I saw that my bumper was just barely touching his. Since I'd already turned off my engine I figured it weren't no thing so I left it ( Read more... )

Giftmas was pretty good this year, and not just for afore-mentioned reasons.

The best part for me was the look on my girlfriend's face when I gave her her present (cue sappy music). She had a painting that she'd done that she loved so much that, rather than leave it in the care of friends or family, she took with her to France and back. When she ( Read more... )

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FINALLY got to do donuts with my Chevy! Wheee!