PSA

Oct 20, 2014 22:44

Today there was a woman in my office.  She wasn't a client, but she was meeting with my boss.  He wasn't ready to see her, so I told her to have a seat and then I said, "It sure got cold today ( Read more... )

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bkwurm1 October 21 2014, 02:48:49 UTC
Aliens killed the dinosaurs...I'm pretty sure I saw that Dr. Who episode.

Wow.

Part of me wants to know just what a spirit husband is but I'm just not ready to fall down that rabbit hole.

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firebunny October 21 2014, 03:06:32 UTC
I think she meant it as someone she had some kind of commitment ceremony with but didn't legally marry. But I like to think she just randomly picked a guy she wanted to be married to and then didn't tell him about it.

Like, now that Tom Welling's divorced I claim him as my spirit husband. If he dates anyone he's cheating on me. THE BASTARD

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That is amazing legendarytobes October 21 2014, 02:50:48 UTC
That is all!

Miss you but hope you liked your SC gift ;)

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RE: That is amazing firebunny October 21 2014, 03:07:20 UTC
I love my SC gift. It is the best thing ever. Thank you for making that happen.

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black_panda_ops October 21 2014, 02:58:46 UTC
This kind of reminds me of all the dementia stories I hear as a response to "tell me about a time you provided excellent customer service." They always help the nice lady find the car that is a different make than she specifies, maybe finding it in the parking lot with the key fob. That lady (and millions more) is driving around alone looking for the house she lived in 10 years ago. But good job helping her to her car!

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firebunny October 21 2014, 03:11:49 UTC
Wow, that's so depressing. A glimpse into my future life.

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tasabian October 21 2014, 03:46:09 UTC
Wow...did your boss ever emerge or did he make a run for it out the back door?

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firebunny October 21 2014, 03:49:45 UTC
He actually wasn't in the building at the time. I texted him "OMG!" I swear he took longer to get back

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malugargula October 21 2014, 13:15:21 UTC
Lmao
I thought the same, you should write a novel about it lol

I thought spirit husband was a dead one
but a 'Tom Welling' one is so much better (I'd choose Rosenbaum or Hartley for my spirit husband, BTW lol, although I don't think my actual husband would like the idea so much)

And really? Paint the sky blue? So which color is her real sky? :)

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firebunny October 21 2014, 18:47:05 UTC
I'd choose Rosenbaum or Hartley for my spirit husband, BTW lol, although I don't think my actual husband would like the idea so much
Why choose between Rosenbaum and Hartley? There is nothing wrong with spirit polygamy. Your actual husband is going to have to accept that.

Paint the sky blue? So which color is her real sky?
The sky is blue naturally, but all the chemtrails the government have spewed into the atmosphere has left it a light gray color. So they put down this layer of blue every morning and then above that they spray more chemtrails.

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malugargula October 21 2014, 22:02:49 UTC
OMG You're a genius :)
I want them both... and I want Jensen Ackles too so... voilá, I just got myself 3 spirit husbands lol

about the sky, well, I don't know how anyone would be able to paint it whole every morning lmao

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